一步一步走进加拿大(新:人间四月天 樱花最浪漫)

最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
我为北美崔哥脱口秀当主持

[FONT=宋体]听崔哥说脱口秀,笑过之后会留下思考,讽刺与幽默起着善意的提醒与批评的作用。比如说:在美国,一所学校学生集体食物中毒事件中,撂倒了很多学生。凡吃过有毒食品的学生都被送到医院急救,而这其中就有[/FONT]12[FONT=宋体]名中国学生没有任何不适反应,经一系列的检查化验查明,中国学生因长期接触有毒食品,已然在身体内部产生抗体,练成了金刚之身,所以百毒不侵了。还有更厉害的:一中国人被毒蛇咬了一口,人没事,毒蛇死了。。。[/FONT]
[FONT=宋体][/FONT]
[FONT=宋体]崔哥说,他不是笑星,他本人平时是个挺严肃的人。跟他接触后,我也认同他对自己的评价。看他在台上表演,感觉不是在听笑话,更像是听一位幽默的老师在讲课,或是一群朋友聊天中的主聊,大家可以随意插话和他互动,而不至于打乱他的话题。因为他根本不是在背台词。[/FONT]
[FONT=宋体][/FONT]
[FONT=宋体]华人脱口秀,是用国外的表演形式,表现我们华人的内容,是个良好的开创,大胆的尝试。“北美崔哥”是北美华人脱口秀的创始人,算是吃螃蟹的第一人。[/FONT]
[FONT=宋体][/FONT]
[FONT=宋体]随着北美华人移民的增多,温哥华也有了华人脱口秀,以“加国老边”著称的黄河边组建的“温哥华笑友会”已牛刀小试,售票上演了三场,观众一次比一次增多,“笑果”影响也在不断扩大。他们以点评模仿政治人物、市井人物,讲笑话为主,被调侃的人物里有华人政客,华裔社团领袖等等。甚至有的被调侃人也到现场看表演。而笑友会成员们调侃和模仿的内容,大都是发生在身边的事,有老百姓认可的特征或事实,所以引来会心的笑声。[/FONT]
 
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
我为北美崔哥脱口秀当主持

[FONT=宋体]这类华人脱口秀节目类似于国内的单口相声,相同的是都以把观众逗笑为目的。不同的是内容方面。国内相声小品要想逗乐观众,是越来越难了。而在国外表演的脱口秀,说到现实中的人和事顾虑更少一些。[/FONT]

[FONT=宋体]但我等经常上网的新移民,听起来并不如国内相声小品更过瘾,包袱也不多。总之我感觉温哥华的观众“笑点”很低,一些网络上流行很长时间的幽默段子,全场仍能笑翻一片。可那些在加拿大生活了十年以上的老移民感慨地说,他们刚来那时,这里讲普通话的华人还很少,只能靠租国内的盗版碟看华语的电影电视及娱乐节目。况且大家平时生活简单,又置身于英语环境中,对一些华人社会现象接触很有限,现在有人面对面用熟悉的语言讲笑话,机会实属难得。[/FONT]

[FONT=宋体]在崔哥主场,这些“笑友会”的成员们也作为嘉宾前来亮相,与崔哥[/FONT]PK[FONT=宋体]一把。他们切磋技艺的同时,也把欢笑留给了温哥华的华人。[/FONT]



 

附件

  • IMG_7857.JPG
    IMG_7857.JPG
    192.3 KB · 查看: 21
  • IMG_7875.JPG
    IMG_7875.JPG
    158.3 KB · 查看: 312
  • IMG_7880.JPG
    IMG_7880.JPG
    216.5 KB · 查看: 322
最后编辑: 2012-09-27
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
回复: 我来说说加拿大的"热动工程师” power engineer

希望提供您明年的就业情况。
完蛋,我写的part A2第一部分没传上来,也丢失了。2小时白费了。只有下周末见了。
没问题,也谢谢你的信息。下面是Process Operations这门课的目录,供参考。这不是ABSA考试里的吧,至少不在四级里。
课程名称:Process Operations
1. PROP 6010 Gas Operations
2. PROP 6019 Introduction to Fractionation
3. PROP 6008 Fractionation Systems
4. PROP 6006 Fractionation Equipment
5. PUM 6008 Centrifugal Pumps
6. PROP 6031 Sweetening Processes
7. PROP 6029 Sweetening Equipment
Quiz 1

8. PROP 6028 Sweetening Chemicals
9. PROP 6009 Fractionation Tower and Tray design
10. RFRG 6008 Refrigeration ? External Process
11. RFRG 6007 Refrigeration ? Cryogenic Process
Quiz 2 Oct 4

12. PPEQ 6001 Basic Heat Exchangers
13. PROP 6006 Fractionation Equipment
14. THRM 6005 Heat Transfer
15. PTPR 6003 Battery Operations Overview
Midterm - possibly Oct 24

16. INST 6014 Flow Measurement ? Orifice Plates
17. CHEM 6016 Phase Behaviour of Pure Substances
18. PROP 6020 Material Balances
19. DFTG 6007 Process Flow, Material Balances
Quiz 3

20. DFTG 6006 Mechanical Flow
21. PROP 6007 Fractionation Operational Procedures
22. PULP 6001 Basic Kraft Mill Process Flow
Quiz 4

23. PROP 6016 Heavy Oil Refinery Equipment & Processes
24. PROP 6030 Sweetening Operations
25. PETR 6035 Intro to SAGD, Steam Assisted Gravity Drainage
Final Exam
 
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
回复: 一步一步走进加拿大

亮灯姐是励志姐啊!
其实如果能写出来,每个移民的经历都是很励志的。:wdb10:有此经历,不虚此生。:wdb9:
 
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
回复: 我来说说加拿大的"热动工程师” power engineer

这是阿省的考3级规定。有的省份要求不完全一样。



如果真想考3级,锅炉功率肯定要够要求。但有了本地的经验后,今后的简历是否更好看呢?咨询下有经验的TZ吧。





To qualify to take a 3rd Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency examination, a candidate must
(a) hold a 4th Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency,
(b) have gained work experience by being employed as:
(i) 12 months as a chief power engineer, shift engineer, assistant shift engineer or assistant engineer in a power plant that is required by this Regulation to employ in the chief power engineer, shift engineer, assistant shift engineer and assistant engineer positions, persons who hold at least a 4th Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency,
(ii) 12 months as a chief power engineer in a power plant consisting of oilfield once-through boilers that have a capacity exceeding 1000 kW,
(iii) 24 months in a heating plant that has a capacity exceeding 3000 kW, while holding a 4th Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency issued after September 1, 1998 or despite clause (a) while holding a Building Operator A Certificate of Competency and must have successfully completed a course in power engineering satisfactory to the Administrator that leads towards a 3rd Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency examination,
(iv) 1/3 of the period of time specified in subclause (i) or (ii), and have been employed for a period of 8 months in a pressure plant in an operating capacity satisfactory to the Administrator,
(v) 1/3 of the period of time specified in subclause (i) or (ii), and have been employed for a period of 2 months in a pressure plant in an operating capacity satisfactory to the Administrator while holding a degree in mechanical engineering from a university satisfactory to the Administrator, or
(vi) 1/2 of the period of time specified in subclause (i) or (ii), and either hold a degree in mechanical engineering from a university satisfactory to the Administrator or have been employed for a period of 12 months in a capacity satisfactory to the Administrator in the design, construction, installation, repair, maintenance or operation of pressure equipment to which the Act applies,
and
(c) have the education level of:
(i) at least 50% standing in
(A) Science 10 or 14,
(B) Applied Mathematics 10 or Pure Mathematics 10, and
(C) English Language Arts 10-1 or 10-2,
or
(ii) a pass in Part A of a 3rd Class course in power engineering satisfactory to the Administrator.
(2) The Administrator may grant 6 months’ credit towards the work experience by the successful completion of a 3rd class power engineering course.
(3) A 3rd Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency examination must consist of questions relating to the subjects contained in the current reference syllabus established by the Administrator for the 3rd Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency examination, and must be divided into 2 parts, lettered A and B.
(4) A candidate may write
(a) any one or all papers for Part A at any scheduled examination after obtaining a 4th Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency and fulfilling the educational requirements specified in subsection (1)(c), or
(b) any one or all papers for Part B or both parts at the same sitting if the candidate has fulfilled the requirements of subsection (1).
(5) Despite subsection (1), a candidate who is enrolled in a full-time 1-year course in power engineering that is satisfactory to the Administrator is qualified to write
(a) any or all papers for Part A after successfully completing the first full term of the course, or
(b) any one or all papers for Part B or both parts at the same sitting after successfully completing the course.
(6) Despite subsection (1), a candidate who holds a 4th Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency and is enrolled in a 2-year power engineering technology program satisfactory to the Administrator is qualified to write
(a) any or all papers for Part A after commencing the second year of the program, or
(b) any one or all papers for Part B or both parts at the same sitting after successfully completing the program.
(7) A candidate who passes the examination specified in subsection (4)(b), (5)(b) or (6)(b) may be issued a 3rd Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency after obtaining 3 months of the experience specified in subsection (1)(b)(i) or (ii).
(8) The examination consists of four (4) examination papers, each of 3 hours duration. Each of the Papers A1, A2, and B2 examination consists of 150 multiple-choice questions.
Examination Paper B1 consists of 10 long-answer essay questions but only eight (8) questions are to be answered. If more than 9 questions are attempted, only the first eight will be marked.
To pass a 3rd Class Power Engineer’s Certificate of Competency examination, a candidate must obtain at least 65% of the total marks allotted for each examination paper.
 
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
回复: 一步一步走进加拿大

祝灯姐全家及班长、班副、各位童鞋中秋腐败快乐!!!
谢谢将领的祝福!:wdb11::wdb6:
也祝将领及各位国内国外的同学们中秋佳节快乐!:wdb6:
我们望向同一个月亮,举杯同祝事事圆满!:wdb19:

 

附件

  • 5730837_104902036779_2.jpg
    5730837_104902036779_2.jpg
    240 KB · 查看: 270
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
西温海滨音乐会

中秋节日,恰逢我们的周日。:wdb6:过节休息,边制作美食,边补上拉下的日记。让国内双节放大假的同学们上网神游时多一个好去处。:wdb10:

《西温海滨音乐会:夏日最后的玫瑰》

[FONT=宋体]今年是西温建市[/FONT]100[FONT=宋体]周年,很多庆典活动已近尾声,天气渐凉,温哥华的夏天也即将结束。[/FONT]8[FONT=宋体]月末周日的晚上,在西温有一场海滨音乐会,我们团队约好,去欣赏这本年度夏日最后的玫瑰。[/FONT]


[FONT=宋体]带上乐器、沙滩椅,大树下就成了我们的舞台。[/FONT]​

 

附件

  • IMG_9812.JPG
    IMG_9812.JPG
    380.7 KB · 查看: 242
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
西温海滨音乐会

[FONT=宋体]在面向大海的[/FONT]John Lawson Park [FONT=宋体]草坪上载歌载舞,自娱自乐。[/FONT]​

[FONT=宋体]
[FONT=宋体]集体的扇子舞,像东北的大秧歌一样一学就会,大家跳得喜气洋洋,引得过往的游人纷纷举起相机拍照。[/FONT]​
[/FONT]
 

附件

  • 264.JPG
    264.JPG
    454.2 KB · 查看: 19
  • 104.JPG
    104.JPG
    591.5 KB · 查看: 21
  • IMG_2854.JPG
    IMG_2854.JPG
    818 KB · 查看: 23
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
西温海滨音乐会

[FONT=宋体]有人带来一位刚登陆的小移民朋友,现场为大家表演了京剧。看那动作眼神,只有四岁的小孩,唱腔身段超级专业。据说他刚刚在国内少儿京剧票友大赛中夺得头魁,被导演看好准备上春晚呢。我们在温哥华先欣赏了。他妈妈在一旁举着电脑放录音伴奏。[/FONT]
[FONT=宋体][/FONT]
 

附件

  • IMG_9806.JPG
    IMG_9806.JPG
    228.4 KB · 查看: 19
  • IMG_9810.JPG
    IMG_9810.JPG
    215.5 KB · 查看: 231
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
西温海滨音乐会

[FONT=宋体]跳大绳,一个接一个上。没有技巧的还真不敢上来比试。:wdb13:[/FONT]


[FONT=宋体]老规矩,[/FONT]POTLUCK[FONT=宋体],每人带一个拿手菜,大家一起共进晚餐。尝百家菜,互相取经,争取提高厨艺。:wdb45:[/FONT]



[FONT=宋体](这两张照片太大,就不放大了。可双击照片看大图。)[/FONT]
 

附件

  • 255.JPG
    255.JPG
    312.2 KB · 查看: 26
  • 243.JPG
    243.JPG
    688.4 KB · 查看: 41

SunnySmile

愛花人
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
回复: 西温海滨音乐会

[FONT=宋体]有人带来一位刚登陆的小移民朋友,现场为大家表演了京剧。看那动作眼神,只有四岁的小孩,唱腔身段超级专业。据说他刚刚在国内少儿京剧票友大赛中夺得头魁,被导演看好准备上春晚呢。我们在温哥华先欣赏了。他妈妈在一旁举着电脑放录音伴奏。[/FONT]
[FONT=宋体][/FONT]

呃模?好帐真好可?啊!:wdb45::wdb6:
 
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
西温海滨音乐会

[FONT=宋体]回头看后面的街道,[/FONT][FONT=宋体]沿海边是一条观光火车铁路线。我们在草地上跳舞时,正有一列豪华列车缓缓通过。我们挥舞手中的扇子向他们招手致意,车内的乘客也向我们挥手。此时我们和大海绿树融为一体,是车中旅客欣赏到风景的一部分。他们旅途结束后,会回忆起在温哥华的海边,见到一群快乐的亚洲人。:wdb6:(要说温哥华有煞风景的地方,当数这些到处可见的电线杆了。)[/FONT]​



[FONT=宋体]一场海边婚礼正在筹备中。[/FONT]​


 

附件

  • IMG_9798.JPG
    IMG_9798.JPG
    306.8 KB · 查看: 256
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
西温海滨音乐会

[FONT=宋体]一场隆重的海边婚礼正在举行。面向大海可以海誓山盟。[/FONT]​



[FONT=宋体]这里的婚礼大都在室外美丽的环境中进行,和电影中演的一样,有草地婚礼,有海边婚礼,有海上婚礼,也有教堂婚礼。甚至还有水下婚礼,也是普通百姓可以选择的婚礼形式。[/FONT]​




[FONT=宋体]穿黑衣的是伴郎,穿红裙的是伴娘。新人面对家中长者,婚礼简单、庄重。[/FONT]






[FONT=宋体]看女方家属座席,新郎娶的貌似日本新娘。[/FONT]
[FONT=宋体]新娘新郎在做什么?透明的玻璃瓶上系着粉色丝带。不知什么典故,外行只看热闹。[/FONT]​

 

附件

  • IMG_2752.JPG
    IMG_2752.JPG
    176.5 KB · 查看: 240
  • IMG_2757.JPG
    IMG_2757.JPG
    166.2 KB · 查看: 236
  • IMG_2765.JPG
    IMG_2765.JPG
    153.8 KB · 查看: 236
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
最后编辑: 2012-09-30
最大赞力
0.00
当前赞力
100.00%
西温海滨音乐会

[FONT=宋体]天色渐晚,音乐会即将开始。我们步行至[/FONT]FERRY BUILDING [FONT=宋体]的海滨露天音乐会会场。[/FONT]

[FONT=宋体]乐队已做好准备。海鸟在飞,渡船在行,天高海阔,心旷神怡。当天多云,遮住了落日的余辉,稍有遗憾。[/FONT]

[FONT=宋体]
[/FONT]

[FONT=宋体]面朝大海,在习习的海风中,聆听伴有涛声协奏的交响音乐会[/FONT]---CONCERT BY THE SEA [FONT=宋体]。[/FONT]​



[FONT=宋体]乐队由一些年长者组成。听他们演奏出的优美乐声,除了欣赏,还有肃然起敬。[/FONT]​

 

附件

  • IMG_9817.JPG
    IMG_9817.JPG
    248.6 KB · 查看: 455
  • IMG_9819.JPG
    IMG_9819.JPG
    252 KB · 查看: 428
  • IMG_2898.JPG
    IMG_2898.JPG
    115.7 KB · 查看: 430
最后编辑: 2012-09-30

Similar threads

家园推荐黄页

家园币系统数据

家园币池子报价
家园币最新成交价
家园币总发行量
加元现金总量
家园币总成交量
家园币总成交价值

池子家园币总量
池子加元现金总量
池子币总量
1池子币现价
池子家园币总手续费
池子加元总手续费
入池家园币年化收益率
入池加元年化收益率

微比特币最新报价
毫以太币最新报价
微比特币总量
毫以太币总量
家园币储备总净值
家园币比特币储备
家园币以太币储备
比特币的加元报价
以太币的加元报价
USDT的加元报价

交易币种/月度交易量
家园币
加元交易对(比特币等)
USDT交易对(比特币等)
顶部