欢乐灌水 水灾的笑话

[gongbao]

这儿有个国内发的关于教师节的段子：




今天一朋友的老婆在产房里待产，他在外面急的团团转，口里还不停的说：老婆快点！老婆快点！
看他急的样子，我问：你老婆生孩子你着什么急呀？
他说：我能不急吗？今天生的是知识分子，明天生就是恐怖分子！
——明天“911”

微信群里看过了。。。
看来我休闲上网时间太长了，这毛病得改

 

[comeback]

学习了！---- “她对我说如果不信教，最后不要说my God 等”。

把别人的笔误都学去了，确实很认真，呵呵。。。

 

[soleil_lee－太阳李]

When hurricane came the government declared state of emergency and ordered evacuation. Josh stayed at home and a national guard knocked the door and said:"Sir, you need move out now!" Josh said:"Lord always takes care of me and protects me." He refused leaving. Water flooded, Josh standed on second floor, a boat came by and asked Josh to leave. Josh said:"Lord always takes care of me and protects me."He refused leaving again. Sooner Josh standed on the roof, a helicopter came and asked Josh to leave. Josh said:"Lord always takes care of me and protects me."He refused leaving once more. Josh drowned and in the heaven. Josh looked very sad. Lord asked him:" What's matter, Josh?" Josh said:" You said that you would always take care of me and protect me. But now I drowned." Lord said:" Thats right, Josh. I sent a national guard, a boat and a helicopter to save your life!"

以前读过

 

[soleil_lee－太阳李]

赞同你说的，多数人说my God ，其实也就是一句口头语，并不表明就信仰那种宗教。 在国内时 我们也常说：天哪、老天爷、菩萨保佑之类的，但很多人也不信仰佛教。

在公司里我从不主动问 同事的婚姻 家庭 宗教 收入等事，这么多年来 同事们也从来没有问过我，挺喜欢这样的工作环境的。

不信教说 Mygoodness，不要说My god

 

[laox888]

Two guys were chatting on a beach in the Caribbean, and the first guy said to the second guy, "Yep, I am here on insurance money. My factory burned down and my insurance company paid for everything."

"What a coincidence," said the second guy, "I am also here on insurance money. My warehouse was destroyed in a hurricane and my insurance company paid for everything."

Looking puzzled, the first guy said to the second guy, "Tell me something, how do you start a hurricane?"

 

[esimon]

信教的，不同教会对my god这种也有不同要求。
说中立点的最好， my goodness, holy cow, holy moly这种