1# Two blonds go on an Ice fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the auger, the rods, the heaters, the ice house, the car, and even a nice little cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go Ice fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the blonds catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One blond turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other blond says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
2#
A blonde wanted to go ice f
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She started cutting a hole in the ice, and heard, "There are no fish under the ice."
She was confused and started cutting another hole.
Again she heard, "There are no fish under the ice." she asked, "Lord is that you."
After a moment she heard, "No, this is the
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