看这封英文情书：
Dear wang litte sister: 亲爱的王小姐：
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自从看到你的第一眼, 我便爱上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 妳的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，妳的眼睛眨啊眨，我就死去活来。
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 也许妳不记得我, 没有关系，当妳仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情的。
I think l should introduce myself to you. 我想应该介绍一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25. 我叫李大伟，今年25岁(今天是 today, 那么今年就是 toyear了。至于伟就翻成 great 吧！)
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 我家有四口人，爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work. 我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护妳。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life. 请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。( 实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光，嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。至于「庙」字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。)
Like Your people 喜欢妳的人
＊原来做早操的英文是 make early fuck ……
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