去年消失、今年”（Best Bums）又！回！来！了！主办方依然是学生与青年文化网站The Tab，还是那个味儿……
话说这项比赛，每年都是由来自剑桥大学各个学院的学霸们自愿报名、拍摄和参与，然后在The Tab的官网由吃瓜群众们投票。
前年一共10组参赛选手，得票最高的是法律系妹子Vita，没错法律系已经连续两年拿到最佳屁屁了！想再复习前年所有参赛选手的，戳这里。
今年的“最美屁股大赛”不知道是不是一开始报名人数堪忧，原定11月11日光棍节当天结束报名，硬是延后了好几天。然后剑桥裸体挂历就先出来了
最终参赛选手跟往年相比多了一倍！一共22组，而且有很多照片是双人/三人/四人的！
然而这都不是重点，这些学霸/网站编辑为屁股一同撰写的参赛宣言，才真的是……学霸（凡学）气质尽显到人神共愤啊，平均每句话都要130万次求助英汉大辞典！
下面就让我们来跟着这22组剑桥学霸，一边文明观臀，一边增长词汇量，中英文配合食用效果更佳哦！什么叫做一本正经地胡说八道，看完你就明白了……
卡洛琳 | Caroline 耶稣学院，艺术史Studying Art History at Jesus
她再也受不了2020了，但谁能责怪她呢？她挑了剑桥市最具标志性景色，远眺国王教堂，配上自己的美臀，不得不受到赞扬。Caroline can take no moor(ing) of 2020, and who can blame her? She has to be commended for going for arguably the most iconic Cambridge view of all, looking onto King’s Chapel, with an iconic peach to go with it.
说人话版本：忍无可忍，衣服都忘记穿出门了。
詹森 | Jason 三一学院，工程学
Studying Engineering at Trinity
詹森在这里，显然是在破坏老格言的：“宁愿在*津拍最好的屁股照片，也不愿在圣约翰学院...” 等等，等等，好像这不是怎么回事…Jason here clearly busting the age-old adage “would rather do my best bum photo at O*ford than at John’s”. Wait, hang on, that’s not how it goes…
说人话版本：选择去哪儿拍/挑衅，纠结了很多天呢！
特蕾莎 | Theresa 唐宁学院，古代希腊与罗马语言和文学研究Studying Classics at Downing
这不禁让人想起了《狮子王》里狮王穆法萨观摩其王国（大草原）时的场景，但是没了狮子，又摄景在剑桥，所以又完全不同了。尽管如此，特蕾莎还是在今年成功地以王者风范进入这次比赛。
This is very reminiscent of that scene in the Lion King where Mufasa surveys his kingdom (the savannah), but with fewer lions, and set in Cambridge, so not like it at all really. Still, Theresa manages to create a real air of majesty in her entry for this year’s Cambridge Best Bums competition.
说人话版本：为啥这种冷天儿要在户外拍屁屁照啊喂！
克莱米 | Clemmie 纽纳姆学院，英文
Studying English at Newnham
现在大多数图书馆都要求一直戴着口罩，但是在克莱米的辩护里，他们从没说要一直穿着衣服？！Most libraries nowadays demand masks to be on at all times, but in Clemmie’s defence, they never say anything about not having your clothes off?
说人话版本：图书管里一丝不挂，尬skr人！
乔治 约翰 林格 保罗 | George, John, Ringo and Paul悉尼·苏塞克斯学院，计算机科学
Studying Compsci at Sidney Sussex
这是2020年参赛的真·顶级团队，这些人以住户联谊的名义（在数量上）超越了所有人。这也给观众带来了许多有趣的问题：约翰指的是什么？它是一只鸟吗？是飞机吗？不，这是他们赢得2020年最美屁屁的愿望！A real top quality group entry to 2020’s competition, this group of guys really go above and beyond in the name of household bonding. It also poses many intriguing questions for the viewer: what is John pointing at? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s their aspirations of winning Best Bums 2020!
说人话版本：人多了才敢于光屁股站在阳台上。
碧翠斯 | Beatrice 冈维尔与凯斯学院，考古学
Studying Archeology at Caius
这张照片让人难以权衡的亮点是，到底是碧翠斯的美臀、还是在这里被封锁的情况下她能站在这儿找到这空荡的墙壁来当背景，还是在午餐时间。这堵墙上坐过的屁股比参赛的屁股还多，我们也嫉妒这墙。It’s a toss-up for what is the most remarkable thing about this photo: how great Beatrice’s bum is or how on EARTH she found a stretch of unoccupied wall on King’s Parade to stand on for her photograph now that in lockdown, especially during lunchtimes, this wall has more bums on it than Tab’s Best Bums competition. We’re jealous, wall.
说人话版本：大中午的出来拍照，胆真肥。
佩吉 | Peggy 基督圣体学院，数学
Studying Maths at Corpus
佩吉这拍照的取景无与伦比。她也巧妙地找到了参赛的最佳方法——无需想办法在寒冷的11月出门并保持温暖。
宅在家、保护最美屁股大赛、保护秋季入学季。
The (window) framing of this photograph from Peggy really is unparalleled. Ingeniously, too, she found a way to stay warm whilst entering Best Bums – no need to bother going outside and freezing your bum off in November! Stay at home, Protect Tab Best Bums, save Michaelmas Term.
讲人话版本：在家也一样能参赛……
亚丽珊卓，夏利，和乔丹娜 | Alex, Charlie and Jordan 伊曼纽尔，人机语言、语言学、计算机术语
Studying MML, Linguistics and PBS at Emma
Win系统没有Flags（程序语言，“打开”、“另存为”对话框）？没事儿。举起一面旗，为最美屁屁大赛带盐。若问之为何，这只是一种更有效的传播信息的方式罢了。No flags in windows? No problem. Hold one up whilst posing naked for Tab Best Bums. A more effective way of getting the message out, if you ask us.
说人话版本：计算机妹子们666啊……
奈杰尔，鲍里斯，和唐 | Nigel, Boris and Don 哈莫顿学院，奈杰尔，自然科学
鲍里斯和唐，工程学With Nigel studying Phys Natsci and Boris and Don studying Engineering at Homerton
编辑没有留下任何诙谐的评论，只剩下了太多太多太多问题...The editors have no witty commentary for this entry, only many, many questions.
说人话版本：你们到底怎么进去的……
安格斯 玛蒂尔达和香农 | Angus, Matilda and Shannon 圣约翰学院，地理学、教育、人类社会政治与科学专业Studying Geography, Education and HSPS at St Johns
这架通往天堂的阶梯在今年“ 2020年最美屁屁”的参赛作品里让人眼前一亮。不过依然希望香农站稳脚跟，多米诺骨牌效应...可能是灾难性的。The stairway to heaven has never looked so peachy as it does in this entry for Best Bums 2020. Let’s hope Shannon has even footing though, the domino effect could be disastrous.
说人话版本：感觉你们贼冷，照片美，别摔着了。
霍利和艾薇 | Holly and Ivy 耶稣学院，音乐与神学
Studying Music and Theology at Jesus
恰好赶上剑桥圣诞季，Holly和Ivy的照片捕捉了最好的节日气氛——仙女灯，闪亮装饰和新颖的帽子。 阳台和树枝掩映下的两人，感觉下一秒就开始吟唱，fa la la la la...Just in time for Bridgemas, Holly and Ivy’s photo captures the best of the festive spirit – fairy lights, tinsel, and novelty hats. Deck the bums with boughs of holly, fa la la la la…
说人话版本：撑不住了，快让我回屋里躲躲！
基拉 | Kiera 沃尔森学院，药学
Studying Medicine at Wolfson
没有比从Tit Hall往Orgasm桥（污力满满）看，没有比这儿更好（污）的拍摄地儿了！在她骑自行车一路到桥顶，我们给了满分，但扣了1分——因为没戴头盔，安全第一啊！What better place for a Best Bums competition photoshoot than Orgasm Bridge, being overlooked by Tit Hall? Almost top marks for cycling to the top, but we’re deducting a point for no helmet. Safety first!
说人话版本：道路千万条，安全第一条。
雅典娜 | Athena 菲茨威廉学院，历史Studying History at Fitzwilliam
天哪噜！您是一件艺术品吗，因为它看起来像摆设在菲茨威廉博物馆里。雅典娜在这里的照片，有一种“我从画作中走出并进入现实生活”的氛围——得益于极好的光，还有美臀。
Damn girl! are you a piece of art, because it looks like I found you at the Fitzwilliam. Athena has captured those “I walked straight out of a painting and into real life” vibes here – peachy light, and well, a peach.
说人话版本：美！
迪克和唐 | Dick and Dom 基督学院，土地经济学
Studying Land Economy at Christ’s
这两位参赛者要求在标题上注明“最后的再见”，而在Cindies（剑桥著名夜店）最终关门的消息传出后，他们的照片是一种致敬。两人直盯着监控，看起来这两个人都不怕暴露自己的...奉献精神。
These bums asked for this to be captioned “The final goodbye”, and their photo is a fitting tribute following the news that Cindies has closed its doors for the final time. Staring straight into the eye of the CCTV camera, it looks like these two aren’t afraid to have their dedication commemorated, either…
说人话版本：羞不羞啊兄弟
杰弗里 | Jeffrey 格顿学院，哲学
Studying Philosophy at Girton
袜子和凉鞋被普遍认为没啥时尚感，但只穿袜子呢？杰弗里保证了自己的脚是暖和的，但没管其他部位……Socks and sandals are universally agreed upon as a poor fashion choice, but what about socks and, well, nothing else? At least Jeffrey is keeping his feet under wraps, unlike the rest of him…
说人话版本：就你穿了袜子。
多里安和纳西索斯 | Dorian and Narcissus 修斯学院，数学
Studying Archeology at Caius
祝您好运，让这些圆形桃子通过这些门孔入天堂！他们俩可能过不去，但老天爷肯定会对有这水准的美臀宽大处理的...Good luck on getting those round peaches through an eye of a needle into the kingdom of heaven! They probably wouldn’t fit, but surely there would be some leniency for two bums of this calibre…
说人话版本：这儿是教堂啊喂！
伊芙 | Eve 克莱尔学院，语言学
Studying Linguistics at Clare Hall
伊芙决定全方位体验自然生活，而不仅仅只是看看好风景。
Eve has decided to seize the natural way of life in more ways than one, and it’s not just the scenery that looks serene.
讲人话版本：今年没船，你就下水了
皮尔斯，鲁伯特，摩根 | Piers, Rupert, Morgan 圣约翰学院，人类社会政治与科学专业，神学，人机语言Studying HSPS, Theology and MML at St John’s
三人邀请你帮他们拍照。你一出现，他们就这样摆好了。你接下来要做啥？答案是拍照啦，问就输了。中间那位是来证明自己有美臀还可以做引体向上的么？是的，请吧。Three guys invite you to help out at their Best Bums photoshoot. You show up, and they look like this. Wyd? The answer is, quite obviously, take the photo and don’t ask too many questions. A contestant who can show that not only do they have a great bum, but they can do a pull-up? Yes please.
说人话版本：姿势太玄幻……
卡尔和米兰达 | Carl and Miranda 达尔文学院，药学Studying Medicine at Darwin
任何早起的船夫看到这一幕绝对是惊喜，卡尔和米兰达在他们最好的时期“全身心”地向叹息桥致意。如果他们赢得了今年的“最美屁屁”奖，则有传闻称剑桥的Scudamore平底船公司将把这一景点纳入导览。”
“现在我们经过叹息桥，这里的叹息桥比牛津更能给人留下深刻的印象，这里有众多令人印象深刻的最美屁屁作品。”
Definitely a surprising view for any early morning punters, Carl and Miranda greet the Bridge of Sighs in all their glory. If they win Best Bums this year, it’s rumoured that Scudamore’s punt guides will immortalise the spot in their tours – “Here we pass under the Bridge of Sighs, which is considerably more impressive than Oxford’s Bridge of Sighs and has been the scene of numerous impressive Best Bums entries”
说人话版本：这座桥因你们闻名……
艾丽卡和尼古拉斯 | Erika and Nicholas 罗宾逊学院，生物自然科学和物理自然科学专业Studying BioNatSci and PhysNatSci at Robinson
如果您看到过Ant和Dec（英国戏剧组合）在剑桥市中心附近巡游，那可能是因为他们正在拍摄“我是剑桥的，让我离开这儿！”，在那儿，学生们必须看他们能否在5周内做到这一点——新冠疫情带来的挑战。这两名参赛者看起来是实实在在地爬墙，现在离学期结束还不到两个星期！If you’ve seen Ant and Dec round Cambridge centre, it might be because they’re filming “I’m a Cantab, Get Me Out of Here!”, in which students have to see if they can make it through week 5 with the added challenge of a global pandemic. These two contestants look like they’re quite literally climbing the walls – less than two more weeks until the end of term!
说人话版本：知道你们不想宅了。
萨斯基亚 | Saskia 丘吉尔学院，兽医药学
Studying Music and Theology at Jesus
萨斯基亚与她90年代的小孩内心联通，戴上了发圈；完美的灯光效果来照亮她的美臀~Channelling her inner 90s kid with the scrunchie, Saskia has chosen the perfect lighting to illuminate her derriere.
说人话版本：小发圈点睛之笔~
维琪和阿尔比 | Vicky and Alby 塞尔文学院，法学
Studying Law at Selwyn
如果他们赢了，维琪和阿尔比将会载入史册，他们通过爬上Seeley图书馆展现了对图书馆忠诚。我们不会再问任何关于他俩是如何到达那儿的问题了~Going down in the history books for their momentous achievement should they win, Vicky and Alby show true commitment to Cambridge’s libraries by climbing the Seeley(?). We’re not going to ask any further questions as to how they got up there。
说人话版本：爬玻璃小心哟喂...
话说这项比赛，每年都是由来自剑桥大学各个学院的学霸们自愿报名、拍摄和参与，然后在The Tab的官网由吃瓜群众们投票。
前年一共10组参赛选手，得票最高的是法律系妹子Vita，没错法律系已经连续两年拿到最佳屁屁了！想再复习前年所有参赛选手的，戳这里。
今年的“最美屁股大赛”不知道是不是一开始报名人数堪忧，原定11月11日光棍节当天结束报名，硬是延后了好几天。然后剑桥裸体挂历就先出来了
最终参赛选手跟往年相比多了一倍！一共22组，而且有很多照片是双人/三人/四人的！
然而这都不是重点，这些学霸/网站编辑为屁股一同撰写的参赛宣言，才真的是……学霸（凡学）气质尽显到人神共愤啊，平均每句话都要130万次求助英汉大辞典！
下面就让我们来跟着这22组剑桥学霸，一边文明观臀，一边增长词汇量，中英文配合食用效果更佳哦！什么叫做一本正经地胡说八道，看完你就明白了……
卡洛琳 | Caroline 耶稣学院，艺术史Studying Art History at Jesus
她再也受不了2020了，但谁能责怪她呢？她挑了剑桥市最具标志性景色，远眺国王教堂，配上自己的美臀，不得不受到赞扬。Caroline can take no moor(ing) of 2020, and who can blame her? She has to be commended for going for arguably the most iconic Cambridge view of all, looking onto King’s Chapel, with an iconic peach to go with it.
说人话版本：忍无可忍，衣服都忘记穿出门了。
詹森 | Jason 三一学院，工程学
Studying Engineering at Trinity
詹森在这里，显然是在破坏老格言的：“宁愿在*津拍最好的屁股照片，也不愿在圣约翰学院...” 等等，等等，好像这不是怎么回事…Jason here clearly busting the age-old adage “would rather do my best bum photo at O*ford than at John’s”. Wait, hang on, that’s not how it goes…
说人话版本：选择去哪儿拍/挑衅，纠结了很多天呢！
特蕾莎 | Theresa 唐宁学院，古代希腊与罗马语言和文学研究Studying Classics at Downing
这不禁让人想起了《狮子王》里狮王穆法萨观摩其王国（大草原）时的场景，但是没了狮子，又摄景在剑桥，所以又完全不同了。尽管如此，特蕾莎还是在今年成功地以王者风范进入这次比赛。
This is very reminiscent of that scene in the Lion King where Mufasa surveys his kingdom (the savannah), but with fewer lions, and set in Cambridge, so not like it at all really. Still, Theresa manages to create a real air of majesty in her entry for this year’s Cambridge Best Bums competition.
说人话版本：为啥这种冷天儿要在户外拍屁屁照啊喂！
克莱米 | Clemmie 纽纳姆学院，英文
Studying English at Newnham
现在大多数图书馆都要求一直戴着口罩，但是在克莱米的辩护里，他们从没说要一直穿着衣服？！Most libraries nowadays demand masks to be on at all times, but in Clemmie’s defence, they never say anything about not having your clothes off?
说人话版本：图书管里一丝不挂，尬skr人！
乔治 约翰 林格 保罗 | George, John, Ringo and Paul悉尼·苏塞克斯学院，计算机科学
Studying Compsci at Sidney Sussex
这是2020年参赛的真·顶级团队，这些人以住户联谊的名义（在数量上）超越了所有人。这也给观众带来了许多有趣的问题：约翰指的是什么？它是一只鸟吗？是飞机吗？不，这是他们赢得2020年最美屁屁的愿望！A real top quality group entry to 2020’s competition, this group of guys really go above and beyond in the name of household bonding. It also poses many intriguing questions for the viewer: what is John pointing at? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s their aspirations of winning Best Bums 2020!
说人话版本：人多了才敢于光屁股站在阳台上。
碧翠斯 | Beatrice 冈维尔与凯斯学院，考古学
Studying Archeology at Caius
这张照片让人难以权衡的亮点是，到底是碧翠斯的美臀、还是在这里被封锁的情况下她能站在这儿找到这空荡的墙壁来当背景，还是在午餐时间。这堵墙上坐过的屁股比参赛的屁股还多，我们也嫉妒这墙。It’s a toss-up for what is the most remarkable thing about this photo: how great Beatrice’s bum is or how on EARTH she found a stretch of unoccupied wall on King’s Parade to stand on for her photograph now that in lockdown, especially during lunchtimes, this wall has more bums on it than Tab’s Best Bums competition. We’re jealous, wall.
说人话版本：大中午的出来拍照，胆真肥。
佩吉 | Peggy 基督圣体学院，数学
Studying Maths at Corpus
佩吉这拍照的取景无与伦比。她也巧妙地找到了参赛的最佳方法——无需想办法在寒冷的11月出门并保持温暖。
宅在家、保护最美屁股大赛、保护秋季入学季。
The (window) framing of this photograph from Peggy really is unparalleled. Ingeniously, too, she found a way to stay warm whilst entering Best Bums – no need to bother going outside and freezing your bum off in November! Stay at home, Protect Tab Best Bums, save Michaelmas Term.
讲人话版本：在家也一样能参赛……
亚丽珊卓，夏利，和乔丹娜 | Alex, Charlie and Jordan 伊曼纽尔，人机语言、语言学、计算机术语
Studying MML, Linguistics and PBS at Emma
Win系统没有Flags（程序语言，“打开”、“另存为”对话框）？没事儿。举起一面旗，为最美屁屁大赛带盐。若问之为何，这只是一种更有效的传播信息的方式罢了。No flags in windows? No problem. Hold one up whilst posing naked for Tab Best Bums. A more effective way of getting the message out, if you ask us.
说人话版本：计算机妹子们666啊……
奈杰尔，鲍里斯，和唐 | Nigel, Boris and Don 哈莫顿学院，奈杰尔，自然科学
鲍里斯和唐，工程学With Nigel studying Phys Natsci and Boris and Don studying Engineering at Homerton
编辑没有留下任何诙谐的评论，只剩下了太多太多太多问题...The editors have no witty commentary for this entry, only many, many questions.
说人话版本：你们到底怎么进去的……
安格斯 玛蒂尔达和香农 | Angus, Matilda and Shannon 圣约翰学院，地理学、教育、人类社会政治与科学专业Studying Geography, Education and HSPS at St Johns
这架通往天堂的阶梯在今年“ 2020年最美屁屁”的参赛作品里让人眼前一亮。不过依然希望香农站稳脚跟，多米诺骨牌效应...可能是灾难性的。The stairway to heaven has never looked so peachy as it does in this entry for Best Bums 2020. Let’s hope Shannon has even footing though, the domino effect could be disastrous.
说人话版本：感觉你们贼冷，照片美，别摔着了。
霍利和艾薇 | Holly and Ivy 耶稣学院，音乐与神学
Studying Music and Theology at Jesus
恰好赶上剑桥圣诞季，Holly和Ivy的照片捕捉了最好的节日气氛——仙女灯，闪亮装饰和新颖的帽子。 阳台和树枝掩映下的两人，感觉下一秒就开始吟唱，fa la la la la...Just in time for Bridgemas, Holly and Ivy’s photo captures the best of the festive spirit – fairy lights, tinsel, and novelty hats. Deck the bums with boughs of holly, fa la la la la…
说人话版本：撑不住了，快让我回屋里躲躲！
基拉 | Kiera 沃尔森学院，药学
Studying Medicine at Wolfson
没有比从Tit Hall往Orgasm桥（污力满满）看，没有比这儿更好（污）的拍摄地儿了！在她骑自行车一路到桥顶，我们给了满分，但扣了1分——因为没戴头盔，安全第一啊！What better place for a Best Bums competition photoshoot than Orgasm Bridge, being overlooked by Tit Hall? Almost top marks for cycling to the top, but we’re deducting a point for no helmet. Safety first!
说人话版本：道路千万条，安全第一条。
雅典娜 | Athena 菲茨威廉学院，历史Studying History at Fitzwilliam
天哪噜！您是一件艺术品吗，因为它看起来像摆设在菲茨威廉博物馆里。雅典娜在这里的照片，有一种“我从画作中走出并进入现实生活”的氛围——得益于极好的光，还有美臀。
Damn girl! are you a piece of art, because it looks like I found you at the Fitzwilliam. Athena has captured those “I walked straight out of a painting and into real life” vibes here – peachy light, and well, a peach.
说人话版本：美！
迪克和唐 | Dick and Dom 基督学院，土地经济学
Studying Land Economy at Christ’s
这两位参赛者要求在标题上注明“最后的再见”，而在Cindies（剑桥著名夜店）最终关门的消息传出后，他们的照片是一种致敬。两人直盯着监控，看起来这两个人都不怕暴露自己的...奉献精神。
These bums asked for this to be captioned “The final goodbye”, and their photo is a fitting tribute following the news that Cindies has closed its doors for the final time. Staring straight into the eye of the CCTV camera, it looks like these two aren’t afraid to have their dedication commemorated, either…
说人话版本：羞不羞啊兄弟
杰弗里 | Jeffrey 格顿学院，哲学
Studying Philosophy at Girton
袜子和凉鞋被普遍认为没啥时尚感，但只穿袜子呢？杰弗里保证了自己的脚是暖和的，但没管其他部位……Socks and sandals are universally agreed upon as a poor fashion choice, but what about socks and, well, nothing else? At least Jeffrey is keeping his feet under wraps, unlike the rest of him…
说人话版本：就你穿了袜子。
多里安和纳西索斯 | Dorian and Narcissus 修斯学院，数学
Studying Archeology at Caius
祝您好运，让这些圆形桃子通过这些门孔入天堂！他们俩可能过不去，但老天爷肯定会对有这水准的美臀宽大处理的...Good luck on getting those round peaches through an eye of a needle into the kingdom of heaven! They probably wouldn’t fit, but surely there would be some leniency for two bums of this calibre…
说人话版本：这儿是教堂啊喂！
伊芙 | Eve 克莱尔学院，语言学
Studying Linguistics at Clare Hall
伊芙决定全方位体验自然生活，而不仅仅只是看看好风景。
Eve has decided to seize the natural way of life in more ways than one, and it’s not just the scenery that looks serene.
讲人话版本：今年没船，你就下水了
皮尔斯，鲁伯特，摩根 | Piers, Rupert, Morgan 圣约翰学院，人类社会政治与科学专业，神学，人机语言Studying HSPS, Theology and MML at St John’s
三人邀请你帮他们拍照。你一出现，他们就这样摆好了。你接下来要做啥？答案是拍照啦，问就输了。中间那位是来证明自己有美臀还可以做引体向上的么？是的，请吧。Three guys invite you to help out at their Best Bums photoshoot. You show up, and they look like this. Wyd? The answer is, quite obviously, take the photo and don’t ask too many questions. A contestant who can show that not only do they have a great bum, but they can do a pull-up? Yes please.
说人话版本：姿势太玄幻……
卡尔和米兰达 | Carl and Miranda 达尔文学院，药学Studying Medicine at Darwin
任何早起的船夫看到这一幕绝对是惊喜，卡尔和米兰达在他们最好的时期“全身心”地向叹息桥致意。如果他们赢得了今年的“最美屁屁”奖，则有传闻称剑桥的Scudamore平底船公司将把这一景点纳入导览。”
“现在我们经过叹息桥，这里的叹息桥比牛津更能给人留下深刻的印象，这里有众多令人印象深刻的最美屁屁作品。”
Definitely a surprising view for any early morning punters, Carl and Miranda greet the Bridge of Sighs in all their glory. If they win Best Bums this year, it’s rumoured that Scudamore’s punt guides will immortalise the spot in their tours – “Here we pass under the Bridge of Sighs, which is considerably more impressive than Oxford’s Bridge of Sighs and has been the scene of numerous impressive Best Bums entries”
说人话版本：这座桥因你们闻名……
艾丽卡和尼古拉斯 | Erika and Nicholas 罗宾逊学院，生物自然科学和物理自然科学专业Studying BioNatSci and PhysNatSci at Robinson
如果您看到过Ant和Dec（英国戏剧组合）在剑桥市中心附近巡游，那可能是因为他们正在拍摄“我是剑桥的，让我离开这儿！”，在那儿，学生们必须看他们能否在5周内做到这一点——新冠疫情带来的挑战。这两名参赛者看起来是实实在在地爬墙，现在离学期结束还不到两个星期！If you’ve seen Ant and Dec round Cambridge centre, it might be because they’re filming “I’m a Cantab, Get Me Out of Here!”, in which students have to see if they can make it through week 5 with the added challenge of a global pandemic. These two contestants look like they’re quite literally climbing the walls – less than two more weeks until the end of term!
说人话版本：知道你们不想宅了。
萨斯基亚 | Saskia 丘吉尔学院，兽医药学
Studying Music and Theology at Jesus
萨斯基亚与她90年代的小孩内心联通，戴上了发圈；完美的灯光效果来照亮她的美臀~Channelling her inner 90s kid with the scrunchie, Saskia has chosen the perfect lighting to illuminate her derriere.
说人话版本：小发圈点睛之笔~
维琪和阿尔比 | Vicky and Alby 塞尔文学院，法学
Studying Law at Selwyn
如果他们赢了，维琪和阿尔比将会载入史册，他们通过爬上Seeley图书馆展现了对图书馆忠诚。我们不会再问任何关于他俩是如何到达那儿的问题了~Going down in the history books for their momentous achievement should they win, Vicky and Alby show true commitment to Cambridge’s libraries by climbing the Seeley(?). We’re not going to ask any further questions as to how they got up there。
说人话版本：爬玻璃小心哟喂...