11月25号上海上映《神奇动物在哪里》,几乎与北美同步上映
这两部片子多伦多正在上映。本来今天想去看Fantastic Beasts的,可昨天晚上我开了400多公里去了London一趟,今天懒得去了。
而且今年去影院看的几部大片,感觉都不是太好,现在好像也没夏天那种热情了。刚才我在一个英文论坛上编了个今年我看过的大片的笑话:
1. Jurassic World
CEO: ...I have spent 14 years to let the board green-lighting the project. You should not mess up it and should strictly do what I'm going to tell you to do.....
Director and screenplay writers: A bigger, scarier, cooler..dinosaur?
Thanks heaven, Chris Pratt's performance partially saved the "World". Happy ending eh.
2. Independence Day: Resurgence
CEO: ...I have spent 20 years to let the board to green-lighting the project. You should not mess up it and should strictly do what I'm going to tell you to do.....
Director and screenplay writers: A bigger, scarier, cooler..alien space ship?
But this time, nobody in the cast could save the box office. So all audience have seen is: no hero, no plan, no IQ.....just some dudes who have good dads and dumb luck...
3. Star Wars: Force Awakens
CEO: ...I have spent billions $ to buy the right of the frachise. You should not mess up it and should strictly do what I'm going to tell you to do.....
Director and screenplay writers: A bigger, scarier, cooler..death star?
MBA: And we should release 3D version Blu-ray a few months after 2D version, so the enthusiastic fans have to buy the blu-ray twice...
CEO: If George Lucas had 50% commercial brain like yours, he would have bought Walt Disney at first place instead have been bought buy Disney...
4. Star Trek: Beyond
CEO: ...You should not mess up it and should strictly do what I'm going to tell you to do.....
Director and screenplay writers: A bigger, scarier, cooler..USS Enterprise? OK. We will let the old one crash within 15 minutes after the movie begins, as usual, so you will be able to build a bigger one in next movie....
Chris Pine: Crash it again? As the actor of the captain who always crashes his ship, as for me, things have started to feel a little episodic....
CEO: You saved the entire series. If you are tired to act Captain Jame T Kirk, needless to say, the position of vice director of the film is yours. No one deserves it more.
Chris Pine: Vice directors don't have 10 million $ pay checks like the leading role of the movie, do they?
CEO: No, they don't.
Chris Pine: Well, no offense, sir, where is the fun in that...