回复: 英语冷笑话若干
不是迷信的时候
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/language_tips/easyEnglish/2012-06/12/content_15495104.htm
请你来玩狗
A: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? B: Well, I don't know---does he bite? A: That's what I want to find out.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/language_tips/easyEnglish/2012-06/07/content_15482143.htm
为什么血不流向脚
A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
不是迷信的时候
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/language_tips/easyEnglish/2012-06/12/content_15495104.htm
请你来玩狗
A: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? B: Well, I don't know---does he bite? A: That's what I want to find out.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/language_tips/easyEnglish/2012-06/07/content_15482143.htm
为什么血不流向脚
A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty.