老大：Mom, my calculator can't calculate how much I love you， are you going to love me back.
我：Definitely， I love you more & I love your brother the most (和他开玩笑)...
老大：You need to love yourself the most, just like when we travel by a plane, you need to put oxygen mask on your face first, then help us.
我： What if i love your brother more and help him first?
老大：It is ok, at least I am loved. I am older than him.
我：it was very nice of you saying it. you know i always love you two the same & can't calculate on any calculator.
外出吃飯，正準備吃...
老二問：mom, do you wish me become prime minister of Canada one day?
我愣了一下（想起他美國大選時他問我: 媽媽，如果每個人都投我，我是不是就可以成為總統？當時我的回答是不能，因為加拿大只有總理沒有總統...）
我：If you want to be prime minister one day, I will do my best to support you.
老大：I'm going to vote you! mom, you have to be a Canadian citizen to vote him.
好吧，為了支持兒子，我打算入籍了...