My calculator can't calculate how much I love you

老大:Mom, my calculator can't calculate how much I love you, are you going to love me back.
我:Definitely, I love you more & I love your brother the most (和他开玩笑)...
老大:You need to love yourself the most, just like when we travel by a plane, you need to put oxygen mask on your face first, then help us.
我: What if i love your brother more and help him first?
老大:It is ok, at least I am loved. I am older than him.
我:it was very nice of you saying it. you know i always love you two the same & can't calculate on any calculator.


外出吃飯,正準備吃...
老二問:mom, do you wish me become prime minister of Canada one day?
我愣了一下(想起他美國大選時他問我: 媽媽,如果每個人都投我,我是不是就可以成為總統?當時我的回答是不能,因為加拿大只有總理沒有總統...)
我:If you want to be prime minister one day, I will do my best to support you.
老大:I'm going to vote you! mom, you have to be a Canadian citizen to vote him.
好吧,為了支持兒子,我打算入籍了...
 
最后编辑: 2021-09-01
想起舊事, 多年以前, 我有感而發, 如果有两個孩子就好了, 最好是雙生子. 那時丈夫說懷雙生子很辛苦, 同時期教養两個, 你就不會像現在那樣快樂, 我當時回應說 : double happiness. 你現在就是double happiness.
 
想起舊事, 多年以前, 我有感而發, 如果有两個孩子就好了, 最好是雙生子. 那時丈夫說懷雙生子很辛苦, 同時期教養两個, 你就不會像現在那樣快樂, 我當時回應說 : double happiness. 你現在就是double happiness.
你這麼早移民,怎麼沒想著多生2個啊。
在同時都穿尿褲時辛苦些...現在那些也成為幸福的記憶....

現在反而更省事了...送去同一學校,一般會他們選同樣的興趣課...
 
你這麼早移民,怎麼沒想著多生2個啊。
在同時都穿尿褲時辛苦些...現在那些也成為幸福的記憶....

現在反而更省事了...送去同一學校,一般會他們選同樣的興趣課...

我丈夫, 比較另類, 結婚前, 他已說孩子不一定要自己生, 可以收養. 到兒子幾歲大的時候, 我是想多生一個的, 他又再說中國山區的孤兒很多, 不如去收養一個. 就這樣, 沒有再生, 也沒去收養.
 

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