365 British and American Jokes

[harvey66]

I would like to get into this kind of room too

I get into such rooms everyday but get older and older.

 

[annieyu]

Have you noticed that someone who got FN in April 21st,2006,has received his/her ME,so maybe you are going to grasp your one too .

 

[harvey66]

Have you noticed that someone who got FN in April 21st,2006,has received his/her ME,so maybe you are going to grasp your one too .

Thank you , I hope so.

 

[harvey66]

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

 

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