- 主题发起人 Hailukong1
- 发布时间 2017-02-27
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从兵马佣跑出来的疯子？白屌黄屌一样都是屌，遇到相爱的人，好好经营自己的感情，彼此爱惜，情到浓时，刀入鞘鞘对刀，赛过活神仙。关键不在屌，关键在人，人要对眼。
想起我的国内男友，我们在一起的温暖的日子，有时候他很累很乏我也很累很乏了，两个人搂着睡下，我是那种每天都想要的人，不管多累，只要看到他心里就想要。所以，我会让他放进来，就放在口子上。我说咱们不做，就放在里面，睡着。他说我就动几下，让你舒服舒服，我不射。说是动几下，动起来肯定就不是几下，他知道我喜欢，所以不管多累，都要弄我一会儿，然后才抽出来，不射。 爱与被爱是世上最美的事情，性只是爱的衍生物。可惜好多人都不在乎爱不爱的，可惜。
A teacher was helping her student with a math problem. She recited the following story :
“There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?”
The boy pauses. “None,” he replied thoughtfully.
“No, no, no. Let’s try again,” the teacher says patiently. She holds up three fingers. “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one,” she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the wire?”
“None,” the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs. “Tell me how you came up with that.”
“It’s simple,” says the boy, “after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away.”
“Well,” she says, “it’s not technically correct, but I like the way you think.”
“Okay,” chimes the boy, “now let me ask you a question.
There are three women sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One woman is licking the popsicle, one woman is biting the popsicle, and one is sucking the Popsicle. Which one is married?” he asked innocently.
The teacher looked at the boy’s angelic face and writhed in agony, turning three shades of red.
“C’mon,” the boy said impatiently, “one is licking the popsicle, one is biting, and one is sucking. Which one is married?”
“Well,” she gulped and in a barely audible whisper replied,” the one who’s sucking?”
“No,” he says with surprise, “the one with the wedding ring on. But I like the way you think.”
经过千万次的考试这个小学生都会了已经，加前提条件，1，小鸟是聋的吗？2，小鸟瞎吗？3，精神正常吗？后面那个明显是博士级的问题了。
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