母亲节特辑
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你看你考试考的那个熊样
You are doing really bad on your exam
你还想让我给你开家长会
You want me to go to parents party at school
我可没脸去
I have no face going there
你是从哪儿来的
Where do you come from
你是从垃圾箱里蹦出来的
You come from the trash bin
赶快上车,快,帮妈占个座
Get on the bus, right now, get a seat for me
他一个月挣2000块钱,他还跟银行贷款40万买房
He earns 2000 Yuan a month, he lent 400,000 Yuan from the bank
房子还在郊区
The apartment is located in the rural area
我说女儿啊,你自己想想吧
My daughter, think about it, carefully
如果你不穿秋裤,到老了就会有老寒腿
If you don't wear chill cool, you will have rheumatism in the legs when you are old
听妈的话,别得瑟,必须穿,你腿不粗
Final conclusion, listen to your mom, don't Dese, wear it now! Your legs are not strong
上大学后一定要好好照顾自己,吃饱穿暖
You must treat yourself really good when you go to college
工作后一定要好好照顾自己,吃饱穿暖
You must treat yourself really good when you get a job
结婚以后一定要好好照顾自己,吃饱穿暖
You must treat yourself really good when you get married
这些都是幸福的泪水
Those are happy tears