昨天收到一个奇怪的EMAL，貌似国际约会网站发的，
据说是一位真实的华男和一位加拿大女人的网聊记录。
我觉得内容很真实、正面、健康，读了以后，自信心倍增，就把它翻译了出来（原文附在后面）-
男人：他（如下照片上的人）看起来比我更像中国人吗？
我这句话是否是正确的英文？
女人：
你看起来更华人
男人：
他的父亲是东南亚人，他的母亲威尔士人。
他是半中国人
男人：
我还是他们（另一张照片上的一群人）更像中国人？
女人：
很难说，你们都看起来很华人
男人：
你看不出中国北方人与我（东南亚华人）的区别，
女人：
他们的眼睛和你的不同
男人：我在网上读到：
我在大学里有一个认真的华裔男朋友（就像我曾经认真的那样认真），在我们一直在一起待在一起一年之后，人们不断地问我关于他的家伙。起初，我以为这很有趣，会笑出来。“我是双性恋，我有一半的性伴，甚至没有阴茎。我为什么要关心阴茎的大小？”
男人：
你的朋友有没有问我的小兄弟是否很小？
女人：
不，我的朋友不问我这个问题
男人：
那些美国女孩是不同的。她们问那个约会中国人的女孩，中国人的阴茎是否很小。
年轻一代是不同的。
女人：
相当一部分年轻一代是双性的
他们在学校学习
男人：
刚果（平均7.06英寸直立）
北韩（平均3.8英寸直立）...韩国（3.8英寸直立）
女人：
朝鲜和韩国都很小
男人：
加拿大（5.48）
我年轻的时候6
女人：
它们随着年龄而缩小。我的前夫年轻的时候十五英寸。这对我的喜好来说太长了
男人：
美国 5.08英寸
你的前夫十五英寸 - OMG
他应该是色情明星。
女人：
拿一个尺子从基地量到尖端
男人：
他是色情明星吗？
女人：
不，但是他骗了很多女人
他是一名卡车司机
男人：
中国（4.29）...日本（4.3）...和香港（4.41）。
你说他15英寸还是15厘 米？
女人：
英寸
男人：
吓人了
加拿大（5.48）平均勃起。
女人：
我的朋友Fran有一个前夫，他的阴茎像一匹马一样粗大，人矮矮的。
男人：
弗兰是弗朗西斯的缩写吗？
女人：
是
男人：
我刚刚做了一个测量
5直立
女人：
不错，6寸是平均水平
男人：
“美国人显得可怜，美国不是很好，美国在116个国家中排在第96位，平均为5.08”
女人：
哎哟
男人：
中国（4.29）。
加拿大（5.48）平均直立
女人：
我们重视的不是数量而是质量的，哈哈
男人：
与黑猩猩和其他猿相比，人类的阴茎是巨大的。
女人：
我不会知道
男人：
大猩猩猿有一个小阴茎
猿试图与女科学家发生性关系。
女人：
也许在他们做的一个色情电影
我听说过一个色情电影，猿人试图干一个女人。他很激进，几乎杀了她
男人：我读的是一位女科学家的报告。
她很害怕，另一位女科学家告诉她 ，大猩猩有小小的生殖器，不要害怕。
我猜他们是无害的，因为他们很小。
女人：
他们比人类有更强的力量
女人：
昨天去了扶轮会的欢乐节。乐队很好，我有10场可玩的赌场。昨晚去赌场，赢了10加元。
男人：
你看见黄鸭吗？
我没有去过
女人：
见过啊，我看到黄鸭子，很大，LOL. 它是在公园的土地上
男人：
他们说这是今天的最后一天。我想我会去看看。
女人：
是的，它的最后一天
男人：
图书馆附近？
女人：
是
男人：
我以为他们把它放在河上。
他们很懒
女人：
我也以为他们会把它放在河上，但他们没有
他们在晚上10点关门
男人：
感谢您的建议
我看完鸭子后可以来看你吗？
女人：
当然
男人：
谢谢
Man: Does He look more Chinese or do I?
Is my line correct English?
Woman:
You look more Chinese
Man:
His father is South East Asian and his mother Welsh.
He's half Chinese.
Man:
Am I more Chinese or are they?
Woman:
Hard to tell, you both look very Chinese
Man:
So you cannot tell the difference between the Northern Chinese (them) and me (South East Asian)
Woman:
Their eyes are different
Man: I read on the Internet:
I had a serious Chinese boyfriend in college (well, as serious as my ever get) and people kept asking me about his dick even after we’d been together for over a year. At first, I thought it was sort of funny and would laugh it off.
“I’m bisexual, half the people I date don’t even have dicks. What do I care about dick size?”
Man:
Do your friends ask you if I have a small dick?
Woman:
No, my friends don't ask me that question
Man:
Those American girls are different. They ask the girl who dates a Chinese guy.
The younger generation is different.
Woman:
Quite a few of the younger generation is bi-sexual
They learn about it at school
Man:
The Congo (average of 7.06 inches erect)
North Korea (average 3.8 inches erect)... South Korea (3.8 inches erect)
Woman:
North Korea and South Korea are small
Man:
Canada (5.48)
I think I was 6 when I was young.
Woman:
They shrink with age. My ex was 15 erect when he was young. That was too big for my liking
Man:
American 5.08 inches
My ex was 15 erect - OMG
He should have worked as porn star.
Woman:
Took a ruler to measure him from base to tip
Man:
Is he a porn star?
Woman:
No but he cheated on me with lots of women
He was a truck driver
Man:
.. China (4.29)... Japan (4.3)... and Hong Kong (4.41).
15 inches not 15 centimeter.
Woman:
Inches
Man:
It is scaring.
Canada (5.48) Average erection.
Woman:
My friend Fran had a ex hubby who was hung like a horse and he was short in height
Man:
Is Fran short for Francis?
Woman:
Yes
Man:
I have just taken a measurement
5 erect
Woman:
not bad, 6 inches is about average
Man:
"A poor U.S. showing This was not a good showing for the U.S., which came in 96th out of 116 countries with an average of 5.08"
Woman:
ouch
Man:
. China (4.29).
Canada (5.48) Average erect
Woman:
its not about the quantity but the quality lol
Man:
Human dicks are huge comparing to chimpanzees and other apes.
Woman:
I wouldn't know.lol
Man:
The gorilla ape has a tiny dick.
The ape may try to have sex with female scientists.
Woman:
maybe in a porn movie they do
Man:
I read a report written by a female scientist about that.
Woman:
i heard about a porn movie where an ape tried to screw a woman. He was so aggressive he almost killed her
Man:
She was scared but another scientist advised her that the gorilla has a tiny dick so that she should not be scared.
I guess they harmless because they are so tiny.
Woman:
they have more strength than a human
Woman:
went to roteryfest yesterday. the bands were good and I got a 10 playable for the casino. went to the casino last night and won 10 dollars.
Man:
Did you see the yellow duck?
I have not been there.
Woman:
ya, i see the yellow duck, it's on land at the park and its big.lol
Man:
They say it's the last day today. I think I am going to see it.
Woman:
yes, its the last day for it
Man:
Near the Library?
Woman:
yes
Man:
I thought they put it on the river.
They are lazy
Woman:
i thought they'd put it on the river too but they didn't
they close at 10pm
Man:
Thank you for your advice
May l come to see you after I meet the duck?
Woman:
sure
Man:
Thank you
最后编辑: 2017-09-19
