这是什么级别的黑色幽默？ - 癞蛤蟆要吃天鹅肉 天鹅的人民不干了。
两个星期前德州发生白人至上主义者枪击案，打死21个，大部分是西语裔，大多数是美国居民，但也包括非美国居民只是过境来买东西的墨西哥人。这个枪手在他的宣言里专门解释了为什么目标是西语裔，因为他们大量入侵德州，必将很快完成对德州白人国家白人州的种族大取代，而墨西哥人虽然不是美国居民，但是也该被preventative(预防性)地作为枪杀目标，以吓阻他们移民美国的倾向。
当时我看了这个宣言后立即按照这个逻辑，为美国白人杀手们发现了下一个目标 – 香港人。（同时我为加拿大的白人杀手找到的下一个目标是，温哥华以香港人等中国人为主要居民的列治文市，这个下文再表）. 我打算写的文章题目就是：美国白人杀手的下一个目标会不会是香港人？因为香港人正在轰轰烈烈地进行着成为美国第51州运动，在他们的抗议示威游行中大肆挥舞美国国旗，唱美国国歌，都报道到全世界去了。香港这整整7百多万人，岂不是比墨西哥人对美国白人国家是更大的大取代威胁? 即使他们还没有成为美国移民，都应该preventatively被作为吓阻目标实施枪杀？而香港那个弹丸之地，人口这么大的密度，要射杀起来基本不会出现任何collateral damage,连带性伤害，死的会都是香港中国人。看样子白人杀手很有头脑，非常懂得每次枪击都要有重点单一的目标，比如纽西兰，全杀穆斯林，而德州这次要杀的就是西语裔，据报道这个杀手还在现场专门放了白人黑人生路让他们跑出去。就是这样还是有白人被打死。而在香港，岂不是可以毫无顾忌地大开杀戒？
于是我就打算写篇文章- 白人杀手的下一个目标会不会是 香港人？可是我后来一想，不会吧，香港要是像墨西哥一样邻近美国，那这些疯狂的Hongki American wannabes 倒肯定是值得美国白人杀手下手，问题是香港半个地球之远，香港人手无寸铁的小小个小黄人，就是太平洋没有盖子他们都偷渡不了啊。人家白人才不会take it seriously，才不会跟这些癞蛤蟆较真呢。我是想多了吧。再加上忙，就忘了这个题目。
然后前两天，随着香港人挥舞美国国旗的新闻又出现在主流媒体，我就去看看美国人说什么。。。结果呢，发现我当时不是想多了，而是想少了，跟大多数中国人一样。当然，按住羊除外。他才已经是真正的美国人。
原来，想到香港人被美国白人枪击的可能性的，不仅仅是我，别人也早想到了，而且美国已经有白人不仅仅是想到，而且公开说出来了 – 我们要枪击他们。以下这是我浏览fox business的youtube香港人挥舞美国旗的视频下的读者评论时看到的：
一个韩国人说：White people will shoot them。
一个白人回答说：You are correct, we will shoot them.
另外一个温和派白人说：we won't shoot them. We will deport them because no one needs a thousands more unskilled laborers that can't take care of themselves without the government's help and don't contribute anything worthwhile compared to what they take. Add in the cultural conflict and the unwillingness of refugees to adapt to their new land, and there's plenty of problems. The only job of a country is to protect it's citizens, not the citizens of other countries. If it does not benefit the country, then it isn't worth doing. If it does not benefit the country more than it harms the country, then it is not worth doing. This is common sense. （我们不枪击他们，但是我们要遣返他们。。。）
再有另外的白人说的话完全就跟纽西兰那个杀手说的一个样：It’s a trap. Both Hongkong or China are Asians. the east always wishes to be like the West, Asians always find ways to migrate and invade the West. （香港，中国都是亚洲人，东方人永远想要跟西方人一样，亚洲人总是想移民来入侵我们西方）
以上是我在那个youtube视频才看了100多评论就看到的，下面还有3000评论，有兴趣的去看看。
那上面的美国人不多，很多其他各色人种，和大量的香港人，大陆人。好像是大陆人翻墙来的，很爱国。
一个黑黑的好像是中东人说，this is a huge disrespect of yourself, fools!
那上面的美国人有的是跟着主流插科打诨，说香港人是追求民主自由的，但是一大部分是美国右翼，有极端思想的。另外我看了Reddit，那上面的用户他们自己说绝大多数是美国人。看了他们的评论，把我笑死。我早就大字标题写文章说香港正在进行的是癞蛤蟆要吃天鹅肉运动，看了这些美国人的评论，信然？那上面90%是持反对态度的，嬉笑怒骂皆成文章。最冷酷无情直截了当的一个评论是： just nuke em xD （核平他们算了?）很多美国人直截了当叫他们bastard，杂种，笑话他们crazy, ridiculous, 说他们该 they should be tried for treason，他们该被以叛国罪起诉。。。另外，reddit上面的 人没有youtube什么的那么极端右翼，说话委婉得多，但是也在好意提醒香港人被美国人枪击的可能性，如 -
Hi Sir, the shooting happened in the United States again。（先生，枪击案又在美国发生了）
Don't let them see what some of our people do with it... （想成为美国第51州？别让它们看见我们中有的人会对此做什么。。。）
以下是我上个周末从那里抄来的一些有趣评论。印证了我此前的几篇文章 – 香港人以民主自由的名义反民主自由，香港人的癞蛤蟆要吃天鹅肉运动徒为天下笑尔。。。足见我对美国西方文化在一般海外中国人里是非同一般的了解和睿智，当然除按住羊外呵呵。。。本来想翻译过来，没有时间了，就直接发在这里，博君一笑。
I thought they want freedom? Why are they trying now to be americans instead of something of their own?
hongkong is part of china rather than us. holding us flag is ridiculous！
This is uncomfortable on many levels. Hong Kong was Chinese before it was British. The US has it's own issues with democracy and I don't think they would have acted very differently with protesters disrupting an area that accounts for 2.5% of their GDP. You want to maintain your freedom then fine but waving a foreign flag is dumb.
Bootlicking losers.
f*** yeah hong kong.
Joke's on them...
Morons
Oh no guys u can do better thanks though
Be careful what you wish for
Yikes. They need to be waving their flag.
As a latinamerican, I find this utterly disgusting. Stupid HKers have no idea that democracy comes with a torture manual. They are all ignorant morons. I can't care less about their struggle from now on. Anything is better than yankee democracy.
"Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."
lol wannabe americans. we want greenland to become 51st state not hong kong. Join Taiwan instead.
keep us out of it, not our business.
Crack down China on these brainwashed leftist.
Should we tell them or nah?
Hi Sir, the shooting happened in the United States again
Don't let them see what some of our people do with it...
I regret to inform them …
That's the most American shit I've ever seen.
Freedom bitch!
i can't believe what i'm seeing
asians are true cowards
lvl 100 at dick sucking
Well, joke on them
What the
Christ’s sake leave us and our flag out of it!
At least they are not kneeling for anthem
Good luck you magnificent bastards
Do they have oil?
If they was USA help, they need to pretend there is massive oil reserves under HK. They’ll suddenly get all the Democracy.
Please, understand that America doesn't stand for democracy. It's a republic, supposed to protect INDIVIDUAL rights. In other words, nobody can vote to murder or to rob someone.
It sounds funny with there accent I know I shouldn’t be but I am
hey’ve been watching too much tv
Wrong country’s flag to be waiving there...
Man, its really weird as an American right now to see MY country used as an international symbol of democracy.
Just make China the 51st state
It sounds funny with there accent I know I shouldn’t be but I am
This is crazy
These look like uncover Chinese advocates up to no good.
We need another continent.
They’ve been watching too much tv
Man, its really weird as an American right now to see MY country used as an international symbol of democracy.
just nuke em xD
I got mad goosebumps there
That’s pretty pathetic.
Title should read, "Really confused people that think America is free", or perhaps, "CIA funded provocateurs start shit yet again in another country."
I found it strange - the UK are advocating for their rights and siding with them in their struggles because the agreement that was breached was one brokered by Britain and HK "against" the Chinese Government after UK voluntarily have HK back to the people, and HK are like "yeah thanks America"...
The irony is hilarious.
Just make China the 51st state.
They must have had their internet access to the outside blocked for the last 20 years - america is not a democracy
That is ironic
Ironic lol
How’s that working out for Puerto Rico
Lol. Go see how people in Vancouver feel about it. It’s overrun by Hong Kongers. Hint: they don’t like them.
Who's gonna tell them we don't actually have a democracy?
Came here to say this. The Chinese government is using America as a scapegoat to delegitimize the protesters' actions and demands.
These stupid kids waiving American flags.... White America don't want you. Mexican work hardet and they don't want them. White America only want other lazy whites from Europe. Naive HK kids. Plus Americans don't choose their POTUS... The few electro colleges do. Stupid hk kids.
blk ppl dnt get what they want in america why should them
No we do not. They need to stay where they are and determine the fate of their (SAR) or commonly their country. Get your head out of your butt. That is their home.
唉，这就是癞蛤蟆要吃天鹅肉的下场。
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两个星期前德州发生白人至上主义者枪击案，打死21个，大部分是西语裔，大多数是美国居民，但也包括非美国居民只是过境来买东西的墨西哥人。这个枪手在他的宣言里专门解释了为什么目标是西语裔，因为他们大量入侵德州，必将很快完成对德州白人国家白人州的种族大取代，而墨西哥人虽然不是美国居民，但是也该被preventative(预防性)地作为枪杀目标，以吓阻他们移民美国的倾向。
当时我看了这个宣言后立即按照这个逻辑，为美国白人杀手们发现了下一个目标 – 香港人。（同时我为加拿大的白人杀手找到的下一个目标是，温哥华以香港人等中国人为主要居民的列治文市，这个下文再表）. 我打算写的文章题目就是：美国白人杀手的下一个目标会不会是香港人？因为香港人正在轰轰烈烈地进行着成为美国第51州运动，在他们的抗议示威游行中大肆挥舞美国国旗，唱美国国歌，都报道到全世界去了。香港这整整7百多万人，岂不是比墨西哥人对美国白人国家是更大的大取代威胁? 即使他们还没有成为美国移民，都应该preventatively被作为吓阻目标实施枪杀？而香港那个弹丸之地，人口这么大的密度，要射杀起来基本不会出现任何collateral damage,连带性伤害，死的会都是香港中国人。看样子白人杀手很有头脑，非常懂得每次枪击都要有重点单一的目标，比如纽西兰，全杀穆斯林，而德州这次要杀的就是西语裔，据报道这个杀手还在现场专门放了白人黑人生路让他们跑出去。就是这样还是有白人被打死。而在香港，岂不是可以毫无顾忌地大开杀戒？
于是我就打算写篇文章- 白人杀手的下一个目标会不会是 香港人？可是我后来一想，不会吧，香港要是像墨西哥一样邻近美国，那这些疯狂的Hongki American wannabes 倒肯定是值得美国白人杀手下手，问题是香港半个地球之远，香港人手无寸铁的小小个小黄人，就是太平洋没有盖子他们都偷渡不了啊。人家白人才不会take it seriously，才不会跟这些癞蛤蟆较真呢。我是想多了吧。再加上忙，就忘了这个题目。
然后前两天，随着香港人挥舞美国国旗的新闻又出现在主流媒体，我就去看看美国人说什么。。。结果呢，发现我当时不是想多了，而是想少了，跟大多数中国人一样。当然，按住羊除外。他才已经是真正的美国人。
原来，想到香港人被美国白人枪击的可能性的，不仅仅是我，别人也早想到了，而且美国已经有白人不仅仅是想到，而且公开说出来了 – 我们要枪击他们。以下这是我浏览fox business的youtube香港人挥舞美国旗的视频下的读者评论时看到的：
一个韩国人说：White people will shoot them。
一个白人回答说：You are correct, we will shoot them.
另外一个温和派白人说：we won't shoot them. We will deport them because no one needs a thousands more unskilled laborers that can't take care of themselves without the government's help and don't contribute anything worthwhile compared to what they take. Add in the cultural conflict and the unwillingness of refugees to adapt to their new land, and there's plenty of problems. The only job of a country is to protect it's citizens, not the citizens of other countries. If it does not benefit the country, then it isn't worth doing. If it does not benefit the country more than it harms the country, then it is not worth doing. This is common sense. （我们不枪击他们，但是我们要遣返他们。。。）
再有另外的白人说的话完全就跟纽西兰那个杀手说的一个样：It’s a trap. Both Hongkong or China are Asians. the east always wishes to be like the West, Asians always find ways to migrate and invade the West. （香港，中国都是亚洲人，东方人永远想要跟西方人一样，亚洲人总是想移民来入侵我们西方）
以上是我在那个youtube视频才看了100多评论就看到的，下面还有3000评论，有兴趣的去看看。
那上面的美国人不多，很多其他各色人种，和大量的香港人，大陆人。好像是大陆人翻墙来的，很爱国。
一个黑黑的好像是中东人说，this is a huge disrespect of yourself, fools!
那上面的美国人有的是跟着主流插科打诨，说香港人是追求民主自由的，但是一大部分是美国右翼，有极端思想的。另外我看了Reddit，那上面的用户他们自己说绝大多数是美国人。看了他们的评论，把我笑死。我早就大字标题写文章说香港正在进行的是癞蛤蟆要吃天鹅肉运动，看了这些美国人的评论，信然？那上面90%是持反对态度的，嬉笑怒骂皆成文章。最冷酷无情直截了当的一个评论是： just nuke em xD （核平他们算了?）很多美国人直截了当叫他们bastard，杂种，笑话他们crazy, ridiculous, 说他们该 they should be tried for treason，他们该被以叛国罪起诉。。。另外，reddit上面的 人没有youtube什么的那么极端右翼，说话委婉得多，但是也在好意提醒香港人被美国人枪击的可能性，如 -
Hi Sir, the shooting happened in the United States again。（先生，枪击案又在美国发生了）
Don't let them see what some of our people do with it... （想成为美国第51州？别让它们看见我们中有的人会对此做什么。。。）
以下是我上个周末从那里抄来的一些有趣评论。印证了我此前的几篇文章 – 香港人以民主自由的名义反民主自由，香港人的癞蛤蟆要吃天鹅肉运动徒为天下笑尔。。。足见我对美国西方文化在一般海外中国人里是非同一般的了解和睿智，当然除按住羊外呵呵。。。本来想翻译过来，没有时间了，就直接发在这里，博君一笑。
I thought they want freedom? Why are they trying now to be americans instead of something of their own?
hongkong is part of china rather than us. holding us flag is ridiculous！
This is uncomfortable on many levels. Hong Kong was Chinese before it was British. The US has it's own issues with democracy and I don't think they would have acted very differently with protesters disrupting an area that accounts for 2.5% of their GDP. You want to maintain your freedom then fine but waving a foreign flag is dumb.
Bootlicking losers.
f*** yeah hong kong.
Joke's on them...
Morons
Oh no guys u can do better thanks though
Be careful what you wish for
Yikes. They need to be waving their flag.
As a latinamerican, I find this utterly disgusting. Stupid HKers have no idea that democracy comes with a torture manual. They are all ignorant morons. I can't care less about their struggle from now on. Anything is better than yankee democracy.
"Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."
lol wannabe americans. we want greenland to become 51st state not hong kong. Join Taiwan instead.
keep us out of it, not our business.
Crack down China on these brainwashed leftist.
Should we tell them or nah?
Hi Sir, the shooting happened in the United States again
Don't let them see what some of our people do with it...
I regret to inform them …
That's the most American shit I've ever seen.
Freedom bitch!
i can't believe what i'm seeing
asians are true cowards
lvl 100 at dick sucking
Well, joke on them
What the
Christ’s sake leave us and our flag out of it!
At least they are not kneeling for anthem
Good luck you magnificent bastards
Do they have oil?
If they was USA help, they need to pretend there is massive oil reserves under HK. They’ll suddenly get all the Democracy.
Please, understand that America doesn't stand for democracy. It's a republic, supposed to protect INDIVIDUAL rights. In other words, nobody can vote to murder or to rob someone.
It sounds funny with there accent I know I shouldn’t be but I am
hey’ve been watching too much tv
Wrong country’s flag to be waiving there...
Man, its really weird as an American right now to see MY country used as an international symbol of democracy.
Just make China the 51st state
It sounds funny with there accent I know I shouldn’t be but I am
This is crazy
These look like uncover Chinese advocates up to no good.
We need another continent.
They’ve been watching too much tv
Man, its really weird as an American right now to see MY country used as an international symbol of democracy.
just nuke em xD
I got mad goosebumps there
That’s pretty pathetic.
Title should read, "Really confused people that think America is free", or perhaps, "CIA funded provocateurs start shit yet again in another country."
I found it strange - the UK are advocating for their rights and siding with them in their struggles because the agreement that was breached was one brokered by Britain and HK "against" the Chinese Government after UK voluntarily have HK back to the people, and HK are like "yeah thanks America"...
The irony is hilarious.
Just make China the 51st state.
They must have had their internet access to the outside blocked for the last 20 years - america is not a democracy
That is ironic
Ironic lol
How’s that working out for Puerto Rico
Lol. Go see how people in Vancouver feel about it. It’s overrun by Hong Kongers. Hint: they don’t like them.
Who's gonna tell them we don't actually have a democracy?
Came here to say this. The Chinese government is using America as a scapegoat to delegitimize the protesters' actions and demands.
These stupid kids waiving American flags.... White America don't want you. Mexican work hardet and they don't want them. White America only want other lazy whites from Europe. Naive HK kids. Plus Americans don't choose their POTUS... The few electro colleges do. Stupid hk kids.
blk ppl dnt get what they want in america why should them
No we do not. They need to stay where they are and determine the fate of their (SAR) or commonly their country. Get your head out of your butt. That is their home.
唉，这就是癞蛤蟆要吃天鹅肉的下场。
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