那一缕温暖的夕阳

[frozen heart]

我还在想这”三千宠爱在一身“的系花该有多少福利呢，原来你们当初都没把她当公主，

女人味应该是男生的目光慢慢培养出来的，

不错，最后王子也出现了，

看来俺得培养女儿读麻省，那里竞争小，选择多，集万千宠爱于一身～

 

[Quasimodo]

若是美女，俺不敢想像那种众人扭成一团满地找牙鲜血四溅胳膊腿儿乱飞你死我活的互劈场面～

还是卡儿机灵，知道跑别的地儿觅食，我猜飘就是卡嫂。。。

唉，不是呀，那个梦中情人最终还是留在了梦里了。
现在的卡嫂呀，唉，既不是爱斯梅拉达也不是飘。

现在知道了，为什么童话故事中，都是王子娶了公主以后就结束了。
再往下写。。。

 

[frozen heart]

唉，不是呀，那个梦中情人最终还是留在了梦里了。
现在的卡嫂呀，唉，既不是爱斯梅拉达也不是飘。

现在知道了，为什么童话故事中，都是王子娶了公主以后就结束了。
再往下写。。。

Kids， when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after.----<How I met your mother>

孩子们，当你们单身的时候，你们以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。----《老爸老妈浪漫史》

 

[frozen heart]

年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会不够。慢慢地去了解，体谅，和爱上一个人，需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the wholelife will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love.All this needs a very big mind.

 

[sabre]

Kids， when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after.----<How I met your mother>

孩子们，当你们单身的时候，你们以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。----《老爸老妈浪漫史》

i have a more cynical view on this,
some couldn't stand the loneliness,
some have a strong herd mentality, if everybody else has one, i need to have it too,
some are just horny,

 

[frozen heart]

i have a more cynical view on this,
some couldn't stand the loneliness,
some have a strong herd mentality, if everybody else has one, i need to have it too,
some are just horny,

some really love each other and want to commit to each other~

Some say that they will NEVER get married but end up getting married ,Why? because of puberty and especially hormones. Hormones can make people have lust, love and wet dreams, and all of these add up to getting married.

 

[Quasimodo]

年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会不够。慢慢地去了解，体谅，和爱上一个人，需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the wholelife will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love.All this needs a very big mind.

i have a more cynical view on this,
some couldn't stand the loneliness,
some have a strong herd mentality, if everybody else has one, i need to have it too,
some are just horny,

some really love each other and want to commit to each other~

Some say that they will NEVER get married but end up getting married ,Why? because of puberty and especially hormones. Hormones can make people have lust, love and wet dreams, and all of these add up to getting married.

看不懂也要赞。

 

[阿吾]

俺如果是老师，给你打59.8分～

不错，比我给自己的分高，

 

[阿吾]

看来俺得培养女儿读麻省，那里竞争小，选择多，集万千宠爱于一身～

别去，据说麻省的人，“学习”，“睡眠”， “朋友”中只能保证两样，

 

[阿吾]

i have a more cynical view on this,
some couldn't stand the loneliness,
some have a strong herd mentality, if everybody else has one, i need to have it too,
some are just horny,

你这个有点表面化，

征服欲和占有欲是男人的本性，对已经拥有的不满足是人的本性，

 

[sabre]

我经常拿这件事教育我女儿，找男朋友要在大学里找。因为一群优秀的男生在一起，你可以选择更优秀的。如果恋爱谈得太早，会一叶障目。

God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

 

[阿吾]

some really love each other and want to commit to each other~

Some say that they will NEVER get married but end up getting married ,Why? because of puberty and especially hormones. Hormones can make people have lust, love and wet dreams, and all of these add up to getting married.

荷尔蒙应该不是导致婚姻的绝对因素，

 

[frozen heart]

God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Brain can take a break while penis is working; Also, penis can take a break while brain is working.
This doesn't affect a man has both at all~

 

[frozen heart]

荷尔蒙应该不是导致婚姻的绝对因素，

婚姻的因素太多了，说上几天都说不完～

 

[sabre]

Brain can take a break while penis is working; Also, penis can take a break while brain is working.
This doesn't affect a man has both~

sometimes they use their brains to screw
sometimes they use their dicks to think

 

[阿吾]

你这个有点表面化，

征服欲和占有欲是男人的本性，对已经拥有的不满足是人的本性，

说到这个，突然想起一个女人如何去抓住一个男人，

如果能做到下面这些，也许基本上就抓住了一个男人了，维持婚姻中也是如此，

满足男人的征服欲和占有欲,

发现并呵护其内心深处的柔弱地方以及骨子里孩子气，

 

[frozen heart]

sometimes they use their brains to screw
sometimes they use their dicks to think

Hey boy,life is full of possibilities. And sometimes, if we search hard, I believe we can finally find a few unexpected surprises....

 

[阿吾]

sometimes they use their brains to screw
sometimes they use their dicks to think

嗯，强奸和YY，

 

[frozen heart]

God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

A man with a big brain always has a small penis, while a man with a big penis always has a small brain~
Haha, 不愧是大师，又出经典～

 

[frozen heart]

说到这个，突然想起一个女人如何去抓住一个男人，

如果能做到下面这些，也许基本上就抓住了一个男人了，维持婚姻中也是如此，

满足男人的征服欲和占有欲,

发现并呵护其内心深处的柔弱地方以及骨子里孩子气，

男人的爱是俯视而生，而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山，那么男人越往上走看到的女人就越多，而女人越往上走看到的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see , while women will see fewer men.