今天才体会到啥叫钓丝！

[大雅]

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what's up?
I am coming

你躺枪了

 

[sabre]

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

 

[sabre]

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

 

[jenny0]

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当当当当~~~~~haha

我晕...慢了一小步

 

[sabre]

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

 

[sabre]

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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

 

[sabre]

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I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

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[sabre]

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One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control.

 

[jenny0]

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hahaha~够丝！

 

[zhenzhaoji]

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一会讲中文的老外问我：屌丝是什么东西？我答：就是JB毛，是对境遇不堪者的蔑称。老外困惑，问：为什么你们的电视和报纸大量使用这个词？听上去像是在赞扬。我告诉他，我们这儿不以为耻反以为荣。老外彻底懵了：文化差异文化差异。我们那虽然言论自由，但媒体绝不敢用这么恶心的词形容弱势群体。”

　　此外冯小刚进一步用自己的方式解释了屌丝的性质、分属的群体等，并讽刺以“屌丝”自嘲的群体，“称自己是草根是自嘲；称自己是屌丝那是自贱。分属两个不同群体：一个是弱势群体，一个是脑残群体。看评论，一些人恍然大悟糊涂上了流行的当；一些人执迷不悟坚持认为屌丝这词不寒碜跟镀了金似的，这谁也拦不住，您惠存。反正我一听这两字就想到了那三字。别怪我没提醒您。自嘲？哈，太他妈有幽默感了。”

同感，同感

 

[天天_向上]

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

这个好。

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

O(∩_∩)O哈哈哈~

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control.

这也太可怜了，不好。

 

[甘帕地的阳台]

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're

哈，我老板讲过这笑话，原来他是抄袭的！

 

[瞭無牽掛]

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二会表情照

 

[fishmum]

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One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control.

还有吗？继续继续！太油菜了！哈哈哈！

 

[sabre]

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还有吗？继续继续！太油菜了！哈哈哈！

I was so poor growing up if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.

 

[sabre]

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Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."

 

[sabre]

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It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

 

[艾米丽娃娃]

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哈哈，萨布拉的这些笑话太好玩了！你都哪里抄来的？再帖再帖！

 

[艾米丽娃娃]

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哦，看到第一页：rodney dangerfield，这些笑话都是他说的？

 

[寂寞成熟男]

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屌字有误，其实真正的写法应该是肏，这个字才更能体现diao这个东西。