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到时候海狮、海伦娜、百惠子、鼎鼎招呼大家去搓一顿吧！
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谢谢！回复: 2005年北京Case议事大厅~柠檬花园/第十山地师
师长 看看这个 很有意思！
Never laugh at a Chinese!
A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'
师长 看看这个 很有意思！
Never laugh at a Chinese!
A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'
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回复: 2005年北京Case议事大厅~柠檬花园/第十山地师
师长要下榻去鸟！百惠子88~
师长要下榻去鸟！百惠子88~
回复: 2005年北京Case议事大厅~柠檬花园/第十山地师
据说是华尔街最近流行的段子：
假设去年您有1000美元,如果买了达美航空的股票,现在还能剩下49美元;
如果买了AIG的股票,剩下约12美元;
如果买了房地美股票,剩下约2.5美元;
如果买1000美元的啤酒,喝光后再把易拉罐送去回收站,还能换回214美元!
据说是陆家嘴最近流行的段子：
假设去年您有1000元,如果买了招商银行的股票,现在还能剩下250元;
如果买了江西铜业的股票,剩下约166元;
如果买了中国船舶股票,剩下约120元;
如果买1000元的三鹿奶粉,喝光后再把空罐送回经销商,还能换回1000元!
据说是华尔街最近流行的段子：
假设去年您有1000美元,如果买了达美航空的股票,现在还能剩下49美元;
如果买了AIG的股票,剩下约12美元;
如果买了房地美股票,剩下约2.5美元;
如果买1000美元的啤酒,喝光后再把易拉罐送去回收站,还能换回214美元!
据说是陆家嘴最近流行的段子：
假设去年您有1000元,如果买了招商银行的股票,现在还能剩下250元;
如果买了江西铜业的股票,剩下约166元;
如果买了中国船舶股票,剩下约120元;
如果买1000元的三鹿奶粉,喝光后再把空罐送回经销商,还能换回1000元!
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回复: 2005年北京Case议事大厅~柠檬花园/第十山地师
10月7日，周二，多云早上下雨了有风
早上我起来洗澡，吃早饭。出门前叫husband起床，他洗澡然后准备去面试。我自己上班。上班就还是那些工作，今天主要做一些9月份的报告，所以感觉比较容易，因为自己基本都会做了。大狗狗来了，他藏在桌子地下用鼻子拱我，吓了我一跳。
中午12点给husband打电话，他还没回来。我吃的米饭和熏肉炒芹菜。12点20分给husband打电话，他回来了。他说面试很成功，见了人力资源，说了说情况，人家问他很多问题和对一些事情如何处理，都一一作答。最后说好周四上午参加第一次培训，培训从上午8点半到下午4点半, 歪歪终于要在加拿大挣第一笔钱啦，他很开心！
下午时间很快过去，工作也比较顺利。下班后一起去超市买吃的，因为下周一是感恩节，这周有很多东西都在打折，而且今天是10月份的第一个周二，我家附近的这个超市买到25元以上再折15%。我们买了面包，4升的牛奶（买一送一），4桶大果汁五元钱，苹果，西瓜，香蕉，芹菜，生菜，3根玉米1.88元，几个红薯，小点心，葡萄派，等等，花了36元，打折到29元，很合算。
回到家，我们做饭，做了肉皮炒小油菜、肉皮炒芹菜，还热了肉骨茶汤，汤里放了白菜豆腐和木耳。我们还煮了玉米，特别甜，很好吃。我们剩了一些菜明天中午吃，还专门煮了米饭也留作明天吃。晚上我们对账，嘱咐husband明天去银行办事。明天他还要去警察局办理无罪证明，祝他一切顺利!
10月7日，周二，多云早上下雨了有风
早上我起来洗澡，吃早饭。出门前叫husband起床，他洗澡然后准备去面试。我自己上班。上班就还是那些工作，今天主要做一些9月份的报告，所以感觉比较容易，因为自己基本都会做了。大狗狗来了，他藏在桌子地下用鼻子拱我，吓了我一跳。
中午12点给husband打电话，他还没回来。我吃的米饭和熏肉炒芹菜。12点20分给husband打电话，他回来了。他说面试很成功，见了人力资源，说了说情况，人家问他很多问题和对一些事情如何处理，都一一作答。最后说好周四上午参加第一次培训，培训从上午8点半到下午4点半, 歪歪终于要在加拿大挣第一笔钱啦，他很开心！
下午时间很快过去，工作也比较顺利。下班后一起去超市买吃的，因为下周一是感恩节，这周有很多东西都在打折，而且今天是10月份的第一个周二，我家附近的这个超市买到25元以上再折15%。我们买了面包，4升的牛奶（买一送一），4桶大果汁五元钱，苹果，西瓜，香蕉，芹菜，生菜，3根玉米1.88元，几个红薯，小点心，葡萄派，等等，花了36元，打折到29元，很合算。
回到家，我们做饭，做了肉皮炒小油菜、肉皮炒芹菜，还热了肉骨茶汤，汤里放了白菜豆腐和木耳。我们还煮了玉米，特别甜，很好吃。我们剩了一些菜明天中午吃，还专门煮了米饭也留作明天吃。晚上我们对账，嘱咐husband明天去银行办事。明天他还要去警察局办理无罪证明，祝他一切顺利!
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