红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

[Rita_vine]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

好歹也放到其他版块里面吧。。这种智商发帖，有辱版面。

除了兽一下英文，好像也没啥可以自我标榜的。

我们不懂俄文不懂西班牙文不懂土耳其文不懂德文不懂法文，就算这样。。我们的订单都是以上国家提供的。

当然跟猪说这些没有用的，ta不会懂

这逻辑强悍得，论坛发炎不看文字和道理，要看订单，而且这订单还得是不懂英文就拿到的。

好吧，我宣布，你赢了。

 

[Rita_vine]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

rita和红灯看来要扇到圣诞节过了才能结束

现在就结束，我被她强大的逻辑和分析能力征服了。

戳来戳去她就那么几句话，烦死我了。

 

[parachute]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

说到秀英语，说个逗的。

我经常看到不少人在被问“How are you”的时候，回答“I'm good”，我也经常说，结果昨天被告知，这是乡巴佬的说法，正确的应该是“I'm well”。

谁说的？

 

[parachute]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

不是的。

I'm well是I'm doing well的简单说法。

how are you? I'm well.

How are you doing? I'm doing well.

I'm well 如果这样回答只有一种情况，就是某人前面病了，对话者双方都知道这件事，已经康复了的意思。

高端大气不乡下佬的话,就说I'm fine.

Good 就是大家常说的，用着没错。

 

[Rita_vine]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

I'm well 如果这样回答只有一种情况，就是某人前面病了，对话者双方都知道这件事，已经康复了的意思。

高端大气不乡下佬的话,就说I'm fine.

Good 就是大家常说的，用着没错。

这伙人里，还就你一个稍微明白些的，加分。

 

[parachute]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

这伙人里，还就你一个稍微明白些的，加分。

真正高人满坛是，只是没人进这种帖子，也就我咸的。

 

[十一国庆节]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

真正高人满坛是，只是没人进这种帖子，也就我咸的。

跟着咸，狐假虎威。。。

 

[Rita_vine]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

笑得眼泪都出来了

胡锦涛上台那年的笑话，也挺逗的，顺道可以学英语。


Secretary : - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary : - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza : - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

 

[parachute]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

跟着咸，狐假虎威。。。

趁着那边清闲，你抓空赶紧来开导下这个吧。。。

看能救否？

 

[Rita_vine]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

趁着那边清闲，你抓空赶紧来开导下这个吧。。。

看能救否？

我退票啦，走了，让她自己玩。


不得不承认，她比你差太远，她过去的名声不知道怎么挣来的。

 

[十一国庆节]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

趁着那边清闲，你抓空赶紧来开导下这个吧。。。

看能救否？

那还的先做好挨骂的准备。。。，您要是不探头，俺死了都不敢进来。。。

想了好几次了，脚得这个好差事还是留给大师吧。。。

再说，俺只擅长主持男人间的吵架。。。

 

[成熟]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

真正高人满坛是，只是没人进这种帖子，也就我咸的。

顶伞妹贴

 

[samuel63]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

日她，你今天吃药了吗？

 

[irene999]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

I'm well 如果这样回答只有一种情况，就是某人前面病了，对话者双方都知道这件事，已经康复了的意思。

高端大气不乡下佬的话,就说I'm fine.

Good 就是大家常说的，用着没错。

说这话的和说good的都是真正美国佬，文化素养都不低的，呵呵。

 

[春剑圣仙梅]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

说到秀英语，说个逗的。

我经常看到不少人在被问“How are you”的时候，回答“I'm good”，我也经常说，结果昨天被告知，这是乡巴佬的说法，正确的应该是“I'm well”。

我经常要回答这样的问题，在走廊碰到一个同事就要说一次， 通常的回答有三种,都是听老外们这样说的，呵呵。

Pretty well, yourself?
I am ok, how about yourself?
Not too bad, how are you?

 

[irene999]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

我经常要回答这样的问题，在走廊碰到一个同事就要说一次， 通常的回答有三种,都是听老外们这样说的，呵呵。

Pretty well, yourself?
I am ok, how about yourself?
Not too bad, how are you?

lˊm ok, Iˊm fine是没什么争议的，呵呵。

 

[红灯禁行]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

这逻辑强悍得，论坛发炎不看文字和道理，要看订单，而且这订单还得是不懂英文就拿到的。

好吧，我宣布，你赢了。

猪的逻辑是我英文好，所以可以找到工作，当然猪圈也算，你们都不会英文，所以找不到工作。人的逻辑，语言只是一种工具，世界上语言太多，就算不会很多语言，也一样可以完成这个工作。

猪是论坛发炎，人是论坛发言。发炎要吃药，你该吃药了。

 

[红灯禁行]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

我退票啦，走了，让她自己玩。


不得不承认，她比你差太远，她过去的名声不知道怎么挣来的。

脑子又坏了吧，还过去的名声，你以为跟你追高富帅一样吗

 

[haack]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

胡锦涛上台那年的笑话，也挺逗的，顺道可以学英语。


Secretary : - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary : - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza : - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

哈哈这个也好笑

 

[零下的浪漫]

回复: 红灯朱小醉你听好了 只要你还发臭 俺就会不断地戳你！

说到秀英语，说个逗的。

我经常看到不少人在被问“How are you”的时候，回答“I'm good”，我也经常说，结果昨天被告知，这是乡巴佬的说法，正确的应该是“I'm well”。

I'm well?没听过，是我孤陋寡闻了吗