该死的英文， 总是让我有挫败感

[CCOYYOTEE]

“Bald” as in "a bald donkey?"

Bald in boat.

 

[oldbei]

Right.

Right in Chinglish.

 

[oldbei]

Your English is great. Not a problem at all. I am very sorry for being rude to you this morning. You have a wonderful day, and I love you.

I become a total sucker when a woman apologizes and then says "I love you" to me.

 

[哈法]

Lolita.

 

[oldbei]

床铺的英语真好玩儿。俺看到一个喜剧节目里，床铺说 the oranges of the investigation, 俺以为是喜剧搞笑做的视频特效，结果一查新闻，发现这竟是真滴，而且他还不止说错鸟一遍，比“通商宽衣”还好笑。

 

[laox888]

My apologies, 老习。I was in a mood to irritate people. You and Sabre happened to be my perfect targets. Did you feel irritated? I wish you did. That could make me feel great for today.
What did you have for lunch today? I still have no ideas.

Me irritated? I was actually tickled pink by your participation in the discussion.

Got to work late again today. See ya later.

 

[abx]

Me irritated? I was actually tickled pink by your participation in the discussion.

Got to work late again today. See ya later.

Oh oh. Don’t be gone for too long. Let’s talk about your marriage when you come back. I mean your young concubines? Now it’s your turn to make me tickled pink.

 

[abx]

I become a total sucker when a woman apologizes and then says "I love you" to me.

You know I always love you more, sucker.

 

[Tin Tin]

艾玛这些天帖子口味都挺重的：D

 

[abx]

艾玛这些天帖子口味都挺重的：D

To hang around here, you’d better have a strong heart sometimes, honey. You what? I quite enjoy teasing these “old” fellas.

 

[sabre的马甲]

To hang around here, you’d better have a strong heart sometimes, honey. You what? I quite enjoy teasing these “old” fellas.

Me has nerve of steel heart of butter and a solid brain like a rock

 

[laox888]

唉，SSO的英文网页太多问题了，我们上面才刚刚触及一小段话，我刚才去其他地方看了一下，发现这些翻译太业余了，与SSO的档次和形象严重不符啊。比如这个Q&A里的第一条，大家猜猜是什么意思：
Q: Why can I obtain information on performances?

 

[哈法]

唉，SSO的英文网页太多问题了，我们上面才刚刚触及一小段话，我刚才去其他地方看了一下，发现这些翻译太业余了，与SSO的档次和形象严重不符啊。比如这个Q&A里的第一条，大家猜猜是什么意思：
Q: Why can I obtain information on performances?

我如何才能得到有关表演的资料？

 

[laox888]

来来来，看看 购票重要提示

1. 请从正规渠道购票；

2. 票面如有缺失、涂改、遮挡、粘贴，均视为无效票谢绝入场；

3. 1.2米或以上儿童全票，1.2米以下儿童谢绝入场（除儿童专场外）；

4. 双肩包及大型包裹、塑料袋、相机包请务必寄存；

5. 寄存牌为领取寄存物品唯一有效凭证，请妥善保管；

6. 手机、现金、证件等贵重物品请自行保管、不予寄存；

7. 入场后请关闭手机或调至静音状态。未经许可，不得摄影、摄像或录音，严禁使用闪光灯。


既然重要，为什么不好好翻译呢？不看中文，有谁知道covered of posted 是啥意思？

Notes

1. Please purchase the tickets from the box office.第一个the不要。 中文说正规渠道，难道box office 是唯一的正规渠道？---> authorized channels

2. A ticket will be viewed as invalid if any part of it is missing, corrected, covered of posted. covered of posted是啥东东？---> pasted. 更改不是corrected ---> altered

3. Children taller than 120cm pay full price. Children under 120cm tall will not be allowed in expect Children's special. Discount ticket holders must be show their vald ID as well. expect 还是 except？vald是什么？Words有spellcheck 为啥不用？

4. Please store the backpacks, large packing, plastic bags and camera bags in the appointed cloakroom. 第一个the不要。large packing ---> large packages 或 large items更好

5. Please keep the storage tag carefully since it is the only valid certificate for item collection. 寄存牌不是什么certificate---> since it is the only valid proof for reclaiming your stored items

6. Valuable items such as cell-phone, cash, and ID cards are not accepted for safekeeping.

7. Please turn off or mute your mobile phone in the auditorium. Unauthorized filming, photography and sound recording is not permitted. Flashes are strictly prohibited. is not permitted ---> are not permitted

 

[laox888]

我如何才能得到有关表演的资料？

你这个比原文好。原文是 哪里可以看到演出信息？

 

[laox888]

Q&A里又一个奇葩问题：
Q: Why should I applaud?

猜猜原文是什么。

 

[shw019]

Q&A里又一个奇葩问题：
Q: Why should I applaud?

猜猜原文是什么。

我可以鼓掌吗?

 

[laox888]

我可以鼓掌吗?

原文是 何时可以鼓掌

 

[laox888]

On sell 是错误的，sell 是动词。

• 10/01/2019
  Five SSO in Chamber concerts on sell！
  
  
• More Info >>20/12/2018
  Four Great Concerts On Sell
  There are Four concerts will be on sell this Saturday (12.22).
• More Info >>14/12/2018
  Seven Chamber Music & Recitals on sell !
  There are Two concerts will be on sell this Saturday (12.16).
• More Info >>22/11/2018
  There are Two concerts will be on sell this Saturday (11.24).
  
  
• More Info >>10/01/2018
  Five SSO in Chamber concerts will be on sell soon
  There are five SSO in Chamber concerts will be on sell this Friday. (01.12).
• More Info >>04/01/2018
  Eight Chamber Music & Recitals and Two Music Map Classes Series will be on sell soon!
  There are eight Chamber Music & Recitals and two Music Map Classes Series will be on sell this Saturday (01.06).
• More Info >>28/12/2017
  Five concerts will be on sell soon
  There are Five concerts will be on sell this Saturday (12.30).
• More Info >>21/07/2017
  [On Sell] Twenty-five concerts in 17-18 new season will be on sell

 

[abx]

Me has nerve of steel heart of butter and a solid brain like a rock

我更喜欢气你内伤，你又不能发作。我英语极限到了，你自己把这句翻译出来？