第二回 熬官人蠲布限?令 蛋蛋胡锗檫天??
上回?真，蛋蛋胡在熊家茶?巧遇?道?。?道?，本姓?名麻，字二毛，祖籍金陵建康府，自幼?明好?，才?咿人。三?滓字，五?背?，十?省考钷名秀才，熟坐孺卷??，平生?巧伶俐，做事?重大方。只可惜?年一分之差?了北大的招生函，要不然，他也不?在?城呃里以看锾水算乾坤?生了，怎?也能混上?大靳攘操刀?酤砍肉的好差事。
自?那年高考落榜以後，城彦的街上就不??二毛的身影，人去哪彦了，侦都不知道。前些年，有人真在高斯山上的喇嘛?彦碰?咿他，剃?光钷，吃?念佛了；再後?，又有消息真，林恩?谷跳崖自?的人是他。根?指践?比，?真和?二毛的一致，於是就把他??二毛斤?了官收了?；可又咿些年，有人曾在奈奈摸?上?咿他，真他娶了?老婆，檫了一家家庭旅疝；旺季?，出租房子?旅店，接待??城?囔下踏青?梅掾家?的咣客；淡季?，招些homestay的?生住著，斤他??菜煮?。平日里?事，便一?橡皮艇出海打打?，??螃蟹，?道?乾些剪?做人肉包子的偕脔。江湖上人送锯?--?太?。人??的有?有色，不知道哪?消息是真的，哪?是假的。
然而就在前年，?二毛突然出?在大靳攘的樵口，原?钷上的二道?毛染成白煞煞的老白毛，名字也斤?成了?道?。一?茶，一把扇，一桌一椅一??，再立一?斗大的锾幡，上?：“替天行道，?您指路。”?道?居然坐在大靳攘的茶?前脔起玄?了。
?他费，呃些年遇到一?世外高人，那高人回流前，暗地秘?了天?十八法，精通十八法就能上知天文，下至地理，中知锾水；呃些年?道?整日在松膈林研究周易八卦锾水，悟出其中的精攘，如今?成出山，在大靳攘樵前???钷，混口?吃。
呃?年藉著房地??的?锾，?道???茶水遑，腠真比不上那些?硷?肉肥肚?的，但是比起那?搬箱子扛大包的雷波?，好歹也是坐著工作的白钌，也算做起了??工作。
要真呃?城，?什?房地??呃?配隆？真??樘，樘?短真，呃?城本是一?钙囔僻壤的小城，自古以?都是用?流放犯人的地域。可是自打明朝孺?年殓，在其北部办??座金抵和一口超大的油田後，?城就?成往返南北呗接?西咄出的交通要道。呃2百年殓，商仝?集，?水褚?，?糅非凡；地痞流氓??，土魍匪徒佘寇，工掾兵?商，三教九流，各色人等，酤?混塍什?都有。而最?糅的要?房地?行?了，呃?真吧，一?歹钷砸到10?人，有7?是?硷，?有2?是泫行放高利偈的，剩下的那?是?屋的。
?2009年起，?城房市火起?以後，呃房?就像芝麻檫花一???高起?，3?大褚道?上的胗便一殓破茅房就能脔上?十孺?泫子。 3?大褚道是?城中主?道，外地的淘金客、掘油者由北?的??落地後，?北城樵咄城，一?褚道直通到南城的愚人瘁钷；在瘁钷上坐上?渡，就到了金抵的腹地。所以3?大褚道的沿街店?比肩而韵，檫?了?擎、茶?、客?、妓院。?四星?酒店到?靳大通彭，??州的豆腐乾晋到?北亻肉粉?，?站街的streetwalker到熊家花?的金牌花旦，各肺?次，赜?由人；各肺口味，各取所需。
由於房??了，咿路歇倪打尖的各?偻用也秣?。你想想南?北往的人、褚?要歇?倪，方?便，吃??啥的。大靳攘的盒??原?的5刀?到6刀，旁?的?所原?免偻的，?在也檫始收5毛一次，就呗官府也架起??，收起咿路偻。褚吃的?料更是料不得，他褚的碧！今天行情已?突破了1.5一升了。人可以少吃?，住差?，呃褚可不能不照?好，多少活要它??，搭行李拉箱子，走累了?坐在它背上，多倨的?料你都得偕斤?吃啊。
物?秣?，民?怨道，官府彦搞得也是钷破呢焦。?了社?的和置，人心的?定，最近胯太?熬棒棒下了一?指令，防止房?秣?，?格限定房屋的?偕，只有具有?城本地?口的人，才能?偕一套房?。此令一出，全城?然，呃不是限?嘛！存心要打?房?啊。
而和官府、?硷?打交道最多的，就是呃麻衣相面的?道?了。蛋蛋胡想找?道???嗑，一???最近房市的行情走?，二??便探??官府的锾?。
看??道?在旁?，蛋蛋胡不禁向前唱?众:“?道?，???恙”。?道?一?是蛋蛋胡，拱手回顿：好久不?，一切安好。接著忙吩咐店小二在?上再??椅子。蛋蛋胡落座後，擂理?著?道???樵?。
?道?放低?整，真：“官府?部消息，最近京城有一批流放犯要遣送到?城的高倨林?教所；那都是一品二品的高官，首犯厚?去。胗行的?有一?家?，二房，三奶，小妾的，都是怀揣金泫??的主。那?人一?，呵呵，?城的房??得?一?。”
蛋蛋胡才入座，就收到呃?的消息，情不禁的一喜。嗨--生意又?了！心情一高配，大叫一?：剪杏哥，上?好酒。蛋蛋胡手一?，?在座的各位真：算我?的。
?道?泯口茶，遮重心樘道：喝酒锗事，?是不要喝了。
旁?一??道：“唉―此言差矣，酒??人?，我等在此真真房市，又不是聚?糅事，册那！还害怕那?熬棒棒不成？！”蛋蛋胡放眼一看，此人正是?城?硷108位方?排行榜排名第92位专卖楼花的加西一枝花，三木一太郎。
左?一白面?生道：“然也，喝酒助配，我再叫那?唱大鼓的保二斤唱?通俗的段子。”蛋蛋胡迂得?音很熟，弈?一看，呵―原??硷排行榜排名第86位的智多星小?策。敢情在座的都是加西咀上的名人啊。那不用介铰了，?面的?蛋?的女人肯定就是位?硷排行榜排名第84位的“旱地秣酤”露露了，以前?有?咿真人，只是看咿照片；呃真人可比照片老?，?在的?硷?告用的照片都是10年前的，呵呵―蛋蛋胡一想到呃，不禁膏笑。
就在蛋蛋胡低钷膏笑的?候，突然看?一?办?的?片??道?的?忆彦掉了出?。蛋蛋胡心想，又晦?了，看到不?看的咚咚了。咦―不?，上面有?字啊？蛋蛋胡一?好奇，用倪把它勾了起?，悄然打檫一看，上面金粉楷??著：
铪----，呃是嘛玩意。呃?，就听?耳?一?哀?：“哎呀，天?不可?漏，哥哥唉，你锗我的大事了！”
欲知後事如何，且?下回分解。
Back to the boil Husband issued the purchase of Egg Hu mistakenly open bible
On the back of the book said, Egg Hu Xiong teahouse coincidence ecliptic Lord. God of the ecliptic, the yellow of the surname name Ma, word Ermao, ancestral the Jinling limits government, since childhood, smart, studious, extraordinary talent. Literacy-year-old, five-year-old reciting poetry-year-old provincial exams, the first name of the scholar, familiar with the rolls by the book, life ingenuity clever, things stable generous. Unfortunately, when one-point difference lost enrollment letter from Peking University, Otherwise, he will not be here in the warm city to see feng shui count heaven and earth for a living, how can be mixed on the system Chinese surgeon kill the fish cut meat good job.
Since that year, after the entrance exam, the streets of the city but not the yellow Ermao figure, where no one knows. A few years ago, it was said to Gaussian mountain lamasery met him, shaved bald, vegetarian Buddha; Later, another source said Lynn Canyon jumping he is the person of the suicide. Based on fingerprint comparison, really, and yellow Ermao consistent, so he took him when the yellow Ermao to the reported officer received a mortuary; may be some years, some have seen him on the island touch in Nana says he has married a wife opened a family hotel; season, the rental house when hotels, reception of visitors from the warm city to the countryside outing to find plum farmhouse; recruit some homestay students lived in low season, they cook cook. No matter where on weekdays, will be a rubber dinghy out to sea to fight fishing, fishing catch crabs, take the opportunity to also do some hero of the road of life Roubao Zi trading. Rivers and lakes the Exalted send nickname - Huang Taiji. People pass very impressive, do not know which is true, which is false.
However, in the previous year, Huang Ermao suddenly appeared in the doorway of Datong China, the original head of the two yellow hair dyed white little confused about the old white hair, the name replaced ecliptic Lord. A pot of tea, a fan, a table and a chair and a yellow book, stand a wind can blow through banner, poster reads: "for good, for you the way." Ecliptic God actually sitting in front of Datong Chinese teahouse sell from the metaphysics.
According to him, all these years encountered a World outside expert, that expert reflux before secretly esoteric Denon eighteen method, proficient in the 18 law able to Shangzhi astronomy to geography, Zhongzhi feng shui; these ecliptic God all day in the forest, grouse the Zhouyi gossip feng shui, to realize the essence of which is now the division into a mountain to put a beach in front of the T & I enjoyed.
In recent years by the east wind of the real estate industry, the ecliptic Lord to make a tea money, although not the meat of those brokers who fat round belly, but compared to the gang Ban Xiangzi carry a big bag of Leibo, whatever the outcome, is also sitting white-collar workers, are also considered to start a professional work.
Say this warm city, why the real estate industry is booming so? Long story, long story short, this warm city this is a backwater town since ancient times are used to exile prisoners geographical. But ever since the Ming Dynasty, discovered several gold mines and a large oil field in the north, temperature City into and from the north-south traffic arteries linking the east and out of. These two centuries, the merchants gathered, busy, bustling; troll rogue, Eupolyphaga culprits Zeikou, peasants and soldiers, academic, business and everyday, different kinds of people, cohabitation has everything. The most popular to the number of real estate industry, so to speak, a brick hit 10 people, 7 is a broker, there are two banks, loan sharking, that the rest of the home inspection.
Since 2009, after the temperature City housing market fire up, which rates like Zhimakaihua steadily high up on the 3rd casually a broken edge of the latrine in Malaysia Road will be able to sell hundreds of thousands of taels of silver. On the 3rd Malaysia Road is the temperature of the city main roads, field prospectors dig oil from the north side of the airport after landing from the north gate of the city, a horse Road through to South City Wharf; sit on the pier for the ferry to the gold the hinterland of the mine. So on the 3rd Malaysia Road shops along the street shoulder to shoulder, full restaurant, restaurant, inn, a brothel. Traditional Chase from the four-star hotel to shops, tofu silk from Yangzhou to the northeast pork vermicelli, spend a floor of gold rising star streetwalker street from the station to the bear family, a variety of grades, lavish; a variety of flavors, each of needs.
As prices rose, crossing the stepping stones to jump the queue of the costs are soaring. You think about the people of north-south, the horse to break a foot square one then, and eat a meal Han. Lunch & T rose from the original five knife 6 knife next to the toilet was originally free, now $ 5 hair, even the rulers also set up a watchtower, put away the tolls. To eat and feed more material shall be his horse's Bi! Today market has broken through the 1.5 a liter. People can eat less, live almost, Mark can not help but take good care of, how much work you want it to dry, take the luggage pull boxes, tired and still sitting on his back, and more expensive feed you had to buy it to eat ah.
Soaring prices, the voice of the people complain that the rulers made is also the head broken brain coke. To maintain social harmony and stability of the county magistrate boil Bang Bang under a directive to prevent soaring house prices, strictly limited to the purchase of the house, only with temperature City local account to purchase a property. Make a full city uproar, this is not the purchase of it! Deliberately suppress prices.
And official, brokers have to deal with the most is the physiognomy of this linen ecliptic Lord a. Egg Hu looking ecliptic Lord teeth, to ask the recent market trend of the housing market, and inquired the way to the point of official's wind.
To see the ecliptic God in the next, Egg Hu can not help but forward sing a promise: "the ecliptic Lord, unscarred. Huang Tao Ye see Egg Hu, hand over in return: Long time no see, everything is ok. Busy and then told the waiter and then placed at the edge of a chair. Egg Hu seated, listening to the ecliptic Lord gossip.
The ecliptic Lord lower tone, saying: official internal news, recent capital a group of convicts to be deported to the temperature and the city of Coquitlam labor camp; it is a product of the second high-ranking officials, the culprit thick to the east. Accompanied by a bunch of family members , two-bedroom, three milk, concubines, all carries gold and silver valuables of the main gang to temperature City prices have to rise to one. "
Egg Hu seat, received such a message can not help but love a hi. Hi - business again! The mood is a happy, shouting: Apricot brother, the pot of wine. Egg Hu hand Yang, all of you: on me please.
The ecliptic God obliterate the mouth of tea, in all earnestness: drinking mess things up, or do not drink.
Next to a brawny: "Oh - remark poor men, wine and strong counseling bile housing market, etc. In this talk, not a mob, Bang Bang is not afraid of that boil?" Egg Hu look to see this person is the temperature City brokers 108 radius of ranking number 85 Garcia F, Kao, Miki Hashimoto.
Left a pale-faced scholar said: "However, drinking fun, I then told that Paul singing drum jin sing a popular piece." Egg Hu feel that sound familiar, turning to look, uh - the original brokerage ranking list 78 mastermind pot policy. Afford here is Western Canada online celebrity. Not introduced, opposite the oval of a woman certainly is bit brokerage list ranking the 74 dry land Flying Lulu, not seen before, a real person, only seen pictures; the old point of this reality than the photos, the brokerage The advertising photos 10 years ago - Egg Hu thought of this, can not help but snicker.
Egg Hu bow snicker when I suddenly saw a yellow piece of paper fell out from the crotch of the Lord of the ecliptic. Egg Hu thought, but also unlucky to see the pound, not supposed to see. Hey - does not, there are write ah? Egg Hu curiosity with their feet to hook it up, and quietly opened it, the above powder regular script reads:
Temperature City brokers list:
Temperature City brokerage ranking first: Jade Kirin gold
Temperature City brokers qualifying: powder Guanyin Wood Large
Temperature City brokers qualifying: the leopard dorsal head Zhanglao.
Temperature City brokerage ranking the fourth place: West Lake, Sleeping Beauty Day morrow.
Temperature City brokerage ranking fifth: the sword of God Wei Wu Ye
Temperature City brokers qualifying: Magic Pen Dr. Hu Le cattle.
Temperature City brokerage ranking: seven fairy Han Xue Fei
Temperature City brokerage ranking eighth: deadly Yuanyang Kaige / had sister
Temperature City brokerage ranking ninth Qing Wei nine Regardless of: 8 feet
Temperature City brokerage ranking tenth place: Grand Lake fishing alone, Weng small fish.
The amount of ---- could there ecliptic Ye Yue Wen City brokerage ten regular attendants thing. At this time, I heard ear loudly lament: "Ah, the secret can not leak, brother Oh, you missed my event!"
For funeral, hear the next time.
第二回 熬官人颁布限购令 蛋蛋胡误开天书条
上回书说，蛋蛋胡在熊家茶楼巧遇黄道爷。黄道爷，本姓黄名麻，字二毛，祖籍金陵建康府，自幼聪明好学，才气过人。三岁识字，五岁背诗，十岁省考头名秀才，熟读万卷经书，平生机巧伶俐，做事稳重大方。只可惜当年一分之差丢了北大的招生函，要不然，他也不会在温城这里以看风水算乾坤为生了，怎么也能混上个大统华操刀杀鱼砍肉的好差事。
自从那年高考落榜以后，城里的街上就不见黄二毛的身影，人去哪里了，谁都不知道。前些年，有人说在高斯山上的喇嘛庙里碰见过他，剃个光头，吃斋念佛了；再后来，又有消息说，林恩峡谷跳崖自杀的人是他。根据指纹对比，还真和黄二毛的一致，于是就把他当黄二毛给报了官收了殓；可又过些年，有人曾在奈奈摸岛上见过他，说他娶了个老婆，开了一家家庭旅馆；旺季时，出租房子当旅店，接待从温城来乡下踏青寻梅农家乐的游客；淡季时，招些homestay的学生住着，给他们烧菜煮饭。平日里无事，便一条橡皮艇出海打打渔，钓钓螃蟹，顺道还干些剪径做人肉包子的买卖。江湖上人送绰号--黄太极。人们传的有声有色，不知道哪个消息是真的，哪个是假的。
然而就在前年，黄二毛突然出现在大统华的门口，原来头上的二道黄毛染成白煞煞的老白毛，名字也给换成了黄道爷。一壶茶，一把扇，一桌一椅一黄书，再立一块斗大的风幡，上书：“替天行道，为您指路。”黄道爷居然坐在大统华的茶楼前卖起玄学了。
据他称，这些年遇到一个世外高人，那高人回流前，暗地秘传了天龙十八法，精通十八法就能上知天文，下至地理，中知风水；这些年黄道爷整日在松鸡林研究周易八卦风水，悟出其中的精华，如今师成出山，在大统华门前摆个滩头，混口饭吃。
这几年借着房地产业的东风，黄道爷赚个茶水钱，虽说比不上那些经纪们肉肥肚圆的，但是比起那帮搬箱子扛大包的雷波们，好歹也是坐着工作的白领，也算做起了专业工作。
要说这温城，为什么房地产业这么兴隆？说来话长，长话短说，这温城本是一个穷乡僻壤的小城，自古以来都是用来流放犯人的地域。可是自打明朝万历年间，在其北部发现几座金矿和一口超大的油田后，温城就变成往返南北连接东西进出的交通要道。这2百年间，商贾云集，车水马龙，热闹非凡；地痞流氓无赖，土鳖匪徒贼寇，工农兵学商，三教九流，各色人等，鱼龙混杂什么都有。而最热闹的要数房地产行业了，这么说吧，一块砖头砸到10个人，有7个是经纪，还有2个是银行放高利贷的，剩下的那个是验屋的。
从2009年起，温城房市火起来以后，这房价就像芝麻开花一样节节高起来，3号大马道边上的随便一间破茅房就能卖上几十万两银子。3号大马道是温城中主干道，外地的淘金客、掘油者由北边的机场落地后，从北城门进城，一条马道直通到南城的愚人码头；在码头上坐上轮渡，就到了金矿的腹地。所以3号大马道的沿街店铺比肩而设，开满了饭庄、茶楼、客栈、妓院。从四星级酒店到传统大通铺，从扬州的豆腐干丝到东北猪肉粉条，从站街的streetwalker到熊家花楼的金牌花旦，各种档次，丰俭由人；各种口味，各取所需。
由于房价涨了，过路歇脚打尖的各项费用也飞涨。你想想南来北往的人、马总要歇个脚，方个便，吃个饭啥的。大统华的盒饭从原来的5刀涨到6刀，旁边的厕所原来免费的，现在也开始收5毛一次，就连官府也架起岗楼，收起过路费。马吃的饲料更是料不得，他马的碧！今天行情已经突破了1.5一升了。人可以少吃点，住差点，这马可不能不照顾好，多少活要它来干，搭行李拉箱子，走累了还坐在它背上，多贵的饲料你都得买给它吃啊。
物价飞涨，民声怨道，官府里搞得也是头破脑焦。为了社会的和谐，人心的稳定，最近县太爷熬棒棒下了一条指令，防止房价飞涨，严格限定房屋的购买，只有具有温城本地户口的人，才能购买一套房产。此令一出，全城哗然，这不是限购嘛！存心要打压房价啊。
而和官府、经纪们打交道最多的，就是这麻衣相面的黄道爷了。蛋蛋胡想找黄道爷唠唠嗑，一来问问最近房市的行情走势，二来顺便探听点官府的风声。
看见黄道爷在旁边，蛋蛋胡不禁向前唱个诺:“黄道爷，别来无恙”。黄道爷一见是蛋蛋胡，拱手回礼：好久不见，一切安好。接着忙吩咐店小二在边上再摆张椅子。蛋蛋胡落座后，继续听着黄道爷摆龙门阵。
黄道爷放低声调，说：“官府内部消息，最近京城有一批流放犯要遣送到温城的高贵林劳教所；那都是一品二品的高官，首犯厚东去。随行的还有一帮家属，二房，三奶，小妾的，都是怀揣金银细软的主。那帮人一来，呵呵，温城的房价还得涨一节。”
蛋蛋胡才入座，就收到这样的消息，情不禁的一喜。嗨--生意又来了！心情一高兴，大叫一声：红杏哥，上壶好酒。蛋蛋胡手一扬，对在座的各位说：算我请的。
黄道爷泯口茶，语重心长道：喝酒误事，还是不要喝了。
旁边一壮汉道：“唉―此言差矣，酒壮怂人胆，我等在此说说房市，又不是聚众闹事，册那！还害怕那个熬棒棒不成？！”蛋蛋胡放眼一看，此人正是温城经纪108位方圆排行榜排名第92位专卖楼花的加西一枝花，三木一太郎。
左边一白面书生道：“然也，喝酒助兴，我再叫那个唱大鼓的保二斤唱个通俗的段子。”蛋蛋胡觉得声音很熟，转脸一看，呵―原来经纪排行榜排名第86位的智多星小锅策。敢情在座的都是加西网上的名人啊。那不用介绍了，对面的鹅蛋脸的女人肯定就是位经纪排行榜排名第84位的“旱地飞鱼”露露了，以前没有见过真人，只是看过照片；这真人可比照片老点，现在的经纪广告用的照片都是10年前的，呵呵―蛋蛋胡一想到这，不禁窃笑。
就在蛋蛋胡低头窃笑的时候，突然看见一张发黄的纸片从黄道爷的裤裆里掉了出来。蛋蛋胡心想，又晦气了，看到不该看的咚咚了。咦―不对，上面有写字啊？蛋蛋胡一时好奇，用脚把它勾了起来，悄然打开一看，上面金粉楷书写着：
额----，这呃是嘛玩意。这时，就听见耳边一声哀叹：“哎呀，天机不可泄漏，哥哥唉，你误我的大事了！”
欲知后事如何，且听下回分解。
上回?真，蛋蛋胡在熊家茶?巧遇?道?。?道?，本姓?名麻，字二毛，祖籍金陵建康府，自幼?明好?，才?咿人。三?滓字，五?背?，十?省考钷名秀才，熟坐孺卷??，平生?巧伶俐，做事?重大方。只可惜?年一分之差?了北大的招生函，要不然，他也不?在?城呃里以看锾水算乾坤?生了，怎?也能混上?大靳攘操刀?酤砍肉的好差事。
自?那年高考落榜以後，城彦的街上就不??二毛的身影，人去哪彦了，侦都不知道。前些年，有人真在高斯山上的喇嘛?彦碰?咿他，剃?光钷，吃?念佛了；再後?，又有消息真，林恩?谷跳崖自?的人是他。根?指践?比，?真和?二毛的一致，於是就把他??二毛斤?了官收了?；可又咿些年，有人曾在奈奈摸?上?咿他，真他娶了?老婆，檫了一家家庭旅疝；旺季?，出租房子?旅店，接待??城?囔下踏青?梅掾家?的咣客；淡季?，招些homestay的?生住著，斤他??菜煮?。平日里?事，便一?橡皮艇出海打打?，??螃蟹，?道?乾些剪?做人肉包子的偕脔。江湖上人送锯?--?太?。人??的有?有色，不知道哪?消息是真的，哪?是假的。
然而就在前年，?二毛突然出?在大靳攘的樵口，原?钷上的二道?毛染成白煞煞的老白毛，名字也斤?成了?道?。一?茶，一把扇，一桌一椅一??，再立一?斗大的锾幡，上?：“替天行道，?您指路。”?道?居然坐在大靳攘的茶?前脔起玄?了。
?他费，呃些年遇到一?世外高人，那高人回流前，暗地秘?了天?十八法，精通十八法就能上知天文，下至地理，中知锾水；呃些年?道?整日在松膈林研究周易八卦锾水，悟出其中的精攘，如今?成出山，在大靳攘樵前???钷，混口?吃。
呃?年藉著房地??的?锾，?道???茶水遑，腠真比不上那些?硷?肉肥肚?的，但是比起那?搬箱子扛大包的雷波?，好歹也是坐著工作的白钌，也算做起了??工作。
要真呃?城，?什?房地??呃?配隆？真??樘，樘?短真，呃?城本是一?钙囔僻壤的小城，自古以?都是用?流放犯人的地域。可是自打明朝孺?年殓，在其北部办??座金抵和一口超大的油田後，?城就?成往返南北呗接?西咄出的交通要道。呃2百年殓，商仝?集，?水褚?，?糅非凡；地痞流氓??，土魍匪徒佘寇，工掾兵?商，三教九流，各色人等，酤?混塍什?都有。而最?糅的要?房地?行?了，呃?真吧，一?歹钷砸到10?人，有7?是?硷，?有2?是泫行放高利偈的，剩下的那?是?屋的。
?2009年起，?城房市火起?以後，呃房?就像芝麻檫花一???高起?，3?大褚道?上的胗便一殓破茅房就能脔上?十孺?泫子。 3?大褚道是?城中主?道，外地的淘金客、掘油者由北?的??落地後，?北城樵咄城，一?褚道直通到南城的愚人瘁钷；在瘁钷上坐上?渡，就到了金抵的腹地。所以3?大褚道的沿街店?比肩而韵，檫?了?擎、茶?、客?、妓院。?四星?酒店到?靳大通彭，??州的豆腐乾晋到?北亻肉粉?，?站街的streetwalker到熊家花?的金牌花旦，各肺?次，赜?由人；各肺口味，各取所需。
由於房??了，咿路歇倪打尖的各?偻用也秣?。你想想南?北往的人、褚?要歇?倪，方?便，吃??啥的。大靳攘的盒??原?的5刀?到6刀，旁?的?所原?免偻的，?在也檫始收5毛一次，就呗官府也架起??，收起咿路偻。褚吃的?料更是料不得，他褚的碧！今天行情已?突破了1.5一升了。人可以少吃?，住差?，呃褚可不能不照?好，多少活要它??，搭行李拉箱子，走累了?坐在它背上，多倨的?料你都得偕斤?吃啊。
物?秣?，民?怨道，官府彦搞得也是钷破呢焦。?了社?的和置，人心的?定，最近胯太?熬棒棒下了一?指令，防止房?秣?，?格限定房屋的?偕，只有具有?城本地?口的人，才能?偕一套房?。此令一出，全城?然，呃不是限?嘛！存心要打?房?啊。
而和官府、?硷?打交道最多的，就是呃麻衣相面的?道?了。蛋蛋胡想找?道???嗑，一???最近房市的行情走?，二??便探??官府的锾?。
看??道?在旁?，蛋蛋胡不禁向前唱?众:“?道?，???恙”。?道?一?是蛋蛋胡，拱手回顿：好久不?，一切安好。接著忙吩咐店小二在?上再??椅子。蛋蛋胡落座後，擂理?著?道???樵?。
?道?放低?整，真：“官府?部消息，最近京城有一批流放犯要遣送到?城的高倨林?教所；那都是一品二品的高官，首犯厚?去。胗行的?有一?家?，二房，三奶，小妾的，都是怀揣金泫??的主。那?人一?，呵呵，?城的房??得?一?。”
蛋蛋胡才入座，就收到呃?的消息，情不禁的一喜。嗨--生意又?了！心情一高配，大叫一?：剪杏哥，上?好酒。蛋蛋胡手一?，?在座的各位真：算我?的。
?道?泯口茶，遮重心樘道：喝酒锗事，?是不要喝了。
旁?一??道：“唉―此言差矣，酒??人?，我等在此真真房市，又不是聚?糅事，册那！还害怕那?熬棒棒不成？！”蛋蛋胡放眼一看，此人正是?城?硷108位方?排行榜排名第92位专卖楼花的加西一枝花，三木一太郎。
左?一白面?生道：“然也，喝酒助配，我再叫那?唱大鼓的保二斤唱?通俗的段子。”蛋蛋胡迂得?音很熟，弈?一看，呵―原??硷排行榜排名第86位的智多星小?策。敢情在座的都是加西咀上的名人啊。那不用介铰了，?面的?蛋?的女人肯定就是位?硷排行榜排名第84位的“旱地秣酤”露露了，以前?有?咿真人，只是看咿照片；呃真人可比照片老?，?在的?硷?告用的照片都是10年前的，呵呵―蛋蛋胡一想到呃，不禁膏笑。
就在蛋蛋胡低钷膏笑的?候，突然看?一?办?的?片??道?的?忆彦掉了出?。蛋蛋胡心想，又晦?了，看到不?看的咚咚了。咦―不?，上面有?字啊？蛋蛋胡一?好奇，用倪把它勾了起?，悄然打檫一看，上面金粉楷??著：
铪----，呃是嘛玩意。呃?，就听?耳?一?哀?：“哎呀，天?不可?漏，哥哥唉，你锗我的大事了！”
欲知後事如何，且?下回分解。
Back to the boil Husband issued the purchase of Egg Hu mistakenly open bible
On the back of the book said, Egg Hu Xiong teahouse coincidence ecliptic Lord. God of the ecliptic, the yellow of the surname name Ma, word Ermao, ancestral the Jinling limits government, since childhood, smart, studious, extraordinary talent. Literacy-year-old, five-year-old reciting poetry-year-old provincial exams, the first name of the scholar, familiar with the rolls by the book, life ingenuity clever, things stable generous. Unfortunately, when one-point difference lost enrollment letter from Peking University, Otherwise, he will not be here in the warm city to see feng shui count heaven and earth for a living, how can be mixed on the system Chinese surgeon kill the fish cut meat good job.
Since that year, after the entrance exam, the streets of the city but not the yellow Ermao figure, where no one knows. A few years ago, it was said to Gaussian mountain lamasery met him, shaved bald, vegetarian Buddha; Later, another source said Lynn Canyon jumping he is the person of the suicide. Based on fingerprint comparison, really, and yellow Ermao consistent, so he took him when the yellow Ermao to the reported officer received a mortuary; may be some years, some have seen him on the island touch in Nana says he has married a wife opened a family hotel; season, the rental house when hotels, reception of visitors from the warm city to the countryside outing to find plum farmhouse; recruit some homestay students lived in low season, they cook cook. No matter where on weekdays, will be a rubber dinghy out to sea to fight fishing, fishing catch crabs, take the opportunity to also do some hero of the road of life Roubao Zi trading. Rivers and lakes the Exalted send nickname - Huang Taiji. People pass very impressive, do not know which is true, which is false.
However, in the previous year, Huang Ermao suddenly appeared in the doorway of Datong China, the original head of the two yellow hair dyed white little confused about the old white hair, the name replaced ecliptic Lord. A pot of tea, a fan, a table and a chair and a yellow book, stand a wind can blow through banner, poster reads: "for good, for you the way." Ecliptic God actually sitting in front of Datong Chinese teahouse sell from the metaphysics.
According to him, all these years encountered a World outside expert, that expert reflux before secretly esoteric Denon eighteen method, proficient in the 18 law able to Shangzhi astronomy to geography, Zhongzhi feng shui; these ecliptic God all day in the forest, grouse the Zhouyi gossip feng shui, to realize the essence of which is now the division into a mountain to put a beach in front of the T & I enjoyed.
In recent years by the east wind of the real estate industry, the ecliptic Lord to make a tea money, although not the meat of those brokers who fat round belly, but compared to the gang Ban Xiangzi carry a big bag of Leibo, whatever the outcome, is also sitting white-collar workers, are also considered to start a professional work.
Say this warm city, why the real estate industry is booming so? Long story, long story short, this warm city this is a backwater town since ancient times are used to exile prisoners geographical. But ever since the Ming Dynasty, discovered several gold mines and a large oil field in the north, temperature City into and from the north-south traffic arteries linking the east and out of. These two centuries, the merchants gathered, busy, bustling; troll rogue, Eupolyphaga culprits Zeikou, peasants and soldiers, academic, business and everyday, different kinds of people, cohabitation has everything. The most popular to the number of real estate industry, so to speak, a brick hit 10 people, 7 is a broker, there are two banks, loan sharking, that the rest of the home inspection.
Since 2009, after the temperature City housing market fire up, which rates like Zhimakaihua steadily high up on the 3rd casually a broken edge of the latrine in Malaysia Road will be able to sell hundreds of thousands of taels of silver. On the 3rd Malaysia Road is the temperature of the city main roads, field prospectors dig oil from the north side of the airport after landing from the north gate of the city, a horse Road through to South City Wharf; sit on the pier for the ferry to the gold the hinterland of the mine. So on the 3rd Malaysia Road shops along the street shoulder to shoulder, full restaurant, restaurant, inn, a brothel. Traditional Chase from the four-star hotel to shops, tofu silk from Yangzhou to the northeast pork vermicelli, spend a floor of gold rising star streetwalker street from the station to the bear family, a variety of grades, lavish; a variety of flavors, each of needs.
As prices rose, crossing the stepping stones to jump the queue of the costs are soaring. You think about the people of north-south, the horse to break a foot square one then, and eat a meal Han. Lunch & T rose from the original five knife 6 knife next to the toilet was originally free, now $ 5 hair, even the rulers also set up a watchtower, put away the tolls. To eat and feed more material shall be his horse's Bi! Today market has broken through the 1.5 a liter. People can eat less, live almost, Mark can not help but take good care of, how much work you want it to dry, take the luggage pull boxes, tired and still sitting on his back, and more expensive feed you had to buy it to eat ah.
Soaring prices, the voice of the people complain that the rulers made is also the head broken brain coke. To maintain social harmony and stability of the county magistrate boil Bang Bang under a directive to prevent soaring house prices, strictly limited to the purchase of the house, only with temperature City local account to purchase a property. Make a full city uproar, this is not the purchase of it! Deliberately suppress prices.
And official, brokers have to deal with the most is the physiognomy of this linen ecliptic Lord a. Egg Hu looking ecliptic Lord teeth, to ask the recent market trend of the housing market, and inquired the way to the point of official's wind.
To see the ecliptic God in the next, Egg Hu can not help but forward sing a promise: "the ecliptic Lord, unscarred. Huang Tao Ye see Egg Hu, hand over in return: Long time no see, everything is ok. Busy and then told the waiter and then placed at the edge of a chair. Egg Hu seated, listening to the ecliptic Lord gossip.
The ecliptic Lord lower tone, saying: official internal news, recent capital a group of convicts to be deported to the temperature and the city of Coquitlam labor camp; it is a product of the second high-ranking officials, the culprit thick to the east. Accompanied by a bunch of family members , two-bedroom, three milk, concubines, all carries gold and silver valuables of the main gang to temperature City prices have to rise to one. "
Egg Hu seat, received such a message can not help but love a hi. Hi - business again! The mood is a happy, shouting: Apricot brother, the pot of wine. Egg Hu hand Yang, all of you: on me please.
The ecliptic God obliterate the mouth of tea, in all earnestness: drinking mess things up, or do not drink.
Next to a brawny: "Oh - remark poor men, wine and strong counseling bile housing market, etc. In this talk, not a mob, Bang Bang is not afraid of that boil?" Egg Hu look to see this person is the temperature City brokers 108 radius of ranking number 85 Garcia F, Kao, Miki Hashimoto.
Left a pale-faced scholar said: "However, drinking fun, I then told that Paul singing drum jin sing a popular piece." Egg Hu feel that sound familiar, turning to look, uh - the original brokerage ranking list 78 mastermind pot policy. Afford here is Western Canada online celebrity. Not introduced, opposite the oval of a woman certainly is bit brokerage list ranking the 74 dry land Flying Lulu, not seen before, a real person, only seen pictures; the old point of this reality than the photos, the brokerage The advertising photos 10 years ago - Egg Hu thought of this, can not help but snicker.
Egg Hu bow snicker when I suddenly saw a yellow piece of paper fell out from the crotch of the Lord of the ecliptic. Egg Hu thought, but also unlucky to see the pound, not supposed to see. Hey - does not, there are write ah? Egg Hu curiosity with their feet to hook it up, and quietly opened it, the above powder regular script reads:
Temperature City brokers list:
Temperature City brokerage ranking first: Jade Kirin gold
Temperature City brokers qualifying: powder Guanyin Wood Large
Temperature City brokers qualifying: the leopard dorsal head Zhanglao.
Temperature City brokerage ranking the fourth place: West Lake, Sleeping Beauty Day morrow.
Temperature City brokerage ranking fifth: the sword of God Wei Wu Ye
Temperature City brokers qualifying: Magic Pen Dr. Hu Le cattle.
Temperature City brokerage ranking: seven fairy Han Xue Fei
Temperature City brokerage ranking eighth: deadly Yuanyang Kaige / had sister
Temperature City brokerage ranking ninth Qing Wei nine Regardless of: 8 feet
Temperature City brokerage ranking tenth place: Grand Lake fishing alone, Weng small fish.
The amount of ---- could there ecliptic Ye Yue Wen City brokerage ten regular attendants thing. At this time, I heard ear loudly lament: "Ah, the secret can not leak, brother Oh, you missed my event!"
For funeral, hear the next time.
第二回 熬官人颁布限购令 蛋蛋胡误开天书条
上回书说，蛋蛋胡在熊家茶楼巧遇黄道爷。黄道爷，本姓黄名麻，字二毛，祖籍金陵建康府，自幼聪明好学，才气过人。三岁识字，五岁背诗，十岁省考头名秀才，熟读万卷经书，平生机巧伶俐，做事稳重大方。只可惜当年一分之差丢了北大的招生函，要不然，他也不会在温城这里以看风水算乾坤为生了，怎么也能混上个大统华操刀杀鱼砍肉的好差事。
自从那年高考落榜以后，城里的街上就不见黄二毛的身影，人去哪里了，谁都不知道。前些年，有人说在高斯山上的喇嘛庙里碰见过他，剃个光头，吃斋念佛了；再后来，又有消息说，林恩峡谷跳崖自杀的人是他。根据指纹对比，还真和黄二毛的一致，于是就把他当黄二毛给报了官收了殓；可又过些年，有人曾在奈奈摸岛上见过他，说他娶了个老婆，开了一家家庭旅馆；旺季时，出租房子当旅店，接待从温城来乡下踏青寻梅农家乐的游客；淡季时，招些homestay的学生住着，给他们烧菜煮饭。平日里无事，便一条橡皮艇出海打打渔，钓钓螃蟹，顺道还干些剪径做人肉包子的买卖。江湖上人送绰号--黄太极。人们传的有声有色，不知道哪个消息是真的，哪个是假的。
然而就在前年，黄二毛突然出现在大统华的门口，原来头上的二道黄毛染成白煞煞的老白毛，名字也给换成了黄道爷。一壶茶，一把扇，一桌一椅一黄书，再立一块斗大的风幡，上书：“替天行道，为您指路。”黄道爷居然坐在大统华的茶楼前卖起玄学了。
据他称，这些年遇到一个世外高人，那高人回流前，暗地秘传了天龙十八法，精通十八法就能上知天文，下至地理，中知风水；这些年黄道爷整日在松鸡林研究周易八卦风水，悟出其中的精华，如今师成出山，在大统华门前摆个滩头，混口饭吃。
这几年借着房地产业的东风，黄道爷赚个茶水钱，虽说比不上那些经纪们肉肥肚圆的，但是比起那帮搬箱子扛大包的雷波们，好歹也是坐着工作的白领，也算做起了专业工作。
要说这温城，为什么房地产业这么兴隆？说来话长，长话短说，这温城本是一个穷乡僻壤的小城，自古以来都是用来流放犯人的地域。可是自打明朝万历年间，在其北部发现几座金矿和一口超大的油田后，温城就变成往返南北连接东西进出的交通要道。这2百年间，商贾云集，车水马龙，热闹非凡；地痞流氓无赖，土鳖匪徒贼寇，工农兵学商，三教九流，各色人等，鱼龙混杂什么都有。而最热闹的要数房地产行业了，这么说吧，一块砖头砸到10个人，有7个是经纪，还有2个是银行放高利贷的，剩下的那个是验屋的。
从2009年起，温城房市火起来以后，这房价就像芝麻开花一样节节高起来，3号大马道边上的随便一间破茅房就能卖上几十万两银子。3号大马道是温城中主干道，外地的淘金客、掘油者由北边的机场落地后，从北城门进城，一条马道直通到南城的愚人码头；在码头上坐上轮渡，就到了金矿的腹地。所以3号大马道的沿街店铺比肩而设，开满了饭庄、茶楼、客栈、妓院。从四星级酒店到传统大通铺，从扬州的豆腐干丝到东北猪肉粉条，从站街的streetwalker到熊家花楼的金牌花旦，各种档次，丰俭由人；各种口味，各取所需。
由于房价涨了，过路歇脚打尖的各项费用也飞涨。你想想南来北往的人、马总要歇个脚，方个便，吃个饭啥的。大统华的盒饭从原来的5刀涨到6刀，旁边的厕所原来免费的，现在也开始收5毛一次，就连官府也架起岗楼，收起过路费。马吃的饲料更是料不得，他马的碧！今天行情已经突破了1.5一升了。人可以少吃点，住差点，这马可不能不照顾好，多少活要它来干，搭行李拉箱子，走累了还坐在它背上，多贵的饲料你都得买给它吃啊。
物价飞涨，民声怨道，官府里搞得也是头破脑焦。为了社会的和谐，人心的稳定，最近县太爷熬棒棒下了一条指令，防止房价飞涨，严格限定房屋的购买，只有具有温城本地户口的人，才能购买一套房产。此令一出，全城哗然，这不是限购嘛！存心要打压房价啊。
而和官府、经纪们打交道最多的，就是这麻衣相面的黄道爷了。蛋蛋胡想找黄道爷唠唠嗑，一来问问最近房市的行情走势，二来顺便探听点官府的风声。
看见黄道爷在旁边，蛋蛋胡不禁向前唱个诺:“黄道爷，别来无恙”。黄道爷一见是蛋蛋胡，拱手回礼：好久不见，一切安好。接着忙吩咐店小二在边上再摆张椅子。蛋蛋胡落座后，继续听着黄道爷摆龙门阵。
黄道爷放低声调，说：“官府内部消息，最近京城有一批流放犯要遣送到温城的高贵林劳教所；那都是一品二品的高官，首犯厚东去。随行的还有一帮家属，二房，三奶，小妾的，都是怀揣金银细软的主。那帮人一来，呵呵，温城的房价还得涨一节。”
蛋蛋胡才入座，就收到这样的消息，情不禁的一喜。嗨--生意又来了！心情一高兴，大叫一声：红杏哥，上壶好酒。蛋蛋胡手一扬，对在座的各位说：算我请的。
黄道爷泯口茶，语重心长道：喝酒误事，还是不要喝了。
旁边一壮汉道：“唉―此言差矣，酒壮怂人胆，我等在此说说房市，又不是聚众闹事，册那！还害怕那个熬棒棒不成？！”蛋蛋胡放眼一看，此人正是温城经纪108位方圆排行榜排名第92位专卖楼花的加西一枝花，三木一太郎。
左边一白面书生道：“然也，喝酒助兴，我再叫那个唱大鼓的保二斤唱个通俗的段子。”蛋蛋胡觉得声音很熟，转脸一看，呵―原来经纪排行榜排名第86位的智多星小锅策。敢情在座的都是加西网上的名人啊。那不用介绍了，对面的鹅蛋脸的女人肯定就是位经纪排行榜排名第84位的“旱地飞鱼”露露了，以前没有见过真人，只是看过照片；这真人可比照片老点，现在的经纪广告用的照片都是10年前的，呵呵―蛋蛋胡一想到这，不禁窃笑。
就在蛋蛋胡低头窃笑的时候，突然看见一张发黄的纸片从黄道爷的裤裆里掉了出来。蛋蛋胡心想，又晦气了，看到不该看的咚咚了。咦―不对，上面有写字啊？蛋蛋胡一时好奇，用脚把它勾了起来，悄然打开一看，上面金粉楷书写着：
额----，这呃是嘛玩意。这时，就听见耳边一声哀叹：“哎呀，天机不可泄漏，哥哥唉，你误我的大事了！”
欲知后事如何，且听下回分解。
