祝家园所有大叔大妈情人节快乐

[gongbao]

什么时候动的手术
怎么也没给大家打个招呼
这么突然就变性了
大家感情上接受不了

本来就是女的，你们都没发现呗，可见不够关心我

 

[哈法]

什么时候动的手术
怎么也没给大家打个招呼
这么突然就变性了
大家感情上接受不了

刚刚半小时之前，我重出江湖，手起刀落………

 

[轻舟已过万重山。]

本来就是女的，你们都没发现呗，可见不够关心我

你不是跟老J学过修车子吗

 

[gongbao]

母猫子还有胡子，哈哈

这句话就证明你是女的了，何止母猫，女人也有胡子。
白人老太太你仔细观察下，胡子都挺长

 

[gongbao]

你不是跟老J学过修车子吗

这是什么梗？

 

[gongbao]

刚刚半小时之前，我重出江湖，手起刀落………

慢！女人何苦为难女人？

 

[哈法]

这句话就证明你是女的了，何止母猫，女人也有胡子。
白人老太太你仔细观察下，胡子都挺长

白人特羡慕华人皮肤细腻光滑，不用刮。她们起码一个星期刮一次。你看市场上有那么多专门给女士用的刮刀工具，就可想而知了。

 

[gongbao]

白人特羡慕华人皮肤细腻光滑，不用刮。她们起码一个星期刮一次。你看市场上有那么多专门给女士用的刮刀工具，就可想而知了。

还好吧，我觉得白女人皮肤也挺好的

 

[游客_]

不妨……告诉大家个秘密：其实我也是女的。

Are you? No way!

Maybe you just want to use the lady's washing room by claiming to be a female.

 

[gongbao]

你的金星的干活?
花姑娘的大大的好!
鬼子们发来贺电
祝手术圆满成功!

内核是女性不行吗

 

[gongbao]

Are you? No way!

Maybe you just want to use the lady's washing room by claiming to be a female.

My kernel is female

 

[j0n6dj2y2w]

内核是女性不行吗

兄弟呀，你到底是啥？春节快乐！

 

[游客_]

怎么本美女就不可爱吗？

If you are man and I am a girl, I would rather go out with you than other men in this forum.

You feel like a real person with real characters in the forum. Not sure if it is just me or others have same feeling.

 

[游客_]

很简单，直接拒绝你。西人工作的时候不谈恋爱，分得清楚。

Heard of workplace spouse?

 

[gongbao]

If you are man and I am a girl, I would rather go out with you than other men in this forum.

You feel like a real person with real characters in the forum. Not sure if it is just me or others have same feeling.

Thank you for the appreciation.

 

[gongbao]

Heard of workplace spouse?

Hilary & Bill Clinton?

 

[游客_]

Hilary & Bill Clinton?

Not like that, google it.

 

[gongbao]

Not like that, google it.

Thanks, I know the meaning now.