13年川普的一段电视访谈

[sabre]

黄西上过中央台的节目：开讲啦

他在中央台有个节目，是真的吗

 

[zunhuhu]

他在中央台有个节目，是真的吗

有几个频道我们家几乎天天看，农业、军事、国际，没见过他。

 

[sabre]

有几个频道我们家几乎天天看，农业、军事、国际，没见过他。

Don't worry, you haven't missed anything, his mythbuster program is not very good

 

[Chinada]

他在中央台有个节目，是真的吗

原来是这个名字，是真的吗

 

[sabre]

原来是这个名字，是真的吗

强烈的推荐这个who's on first的视频，
经典的美国相声，

The names given in the routine for the players at each position are:

Position	Player
First base	Who
Second base	What
Third base	I Don't Know
Left field	Why
Center field	Because
Pitcher	Tomorrow
Catcher	Today
Shortstop	I Don't Give a Darn! or I Don't Care!

The name of the shortstop is not given until the very end of the routine, and the right fielder is never identified. In the Selchow and Righter board game, the right fielder's name is "Nobody".[8]

At one point in the routine, Costello thinks that the first baseman is named "Naturally":

Abbott: You throw the ball to first base.
Costello: Then who gets it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You don't! You throw it to Who!
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: Well, that's it—say it that way.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: You did not.
Costello: I said I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You don't! You throw it to Who!
Costello: Naturally.

 

[sabre]

who's on first的布什赖斯胡锦涛版

Celebrated playwright James Sherman is author of a hilarious "Hu's on First?" sketch that he penned — dripping wet — this week after the Communist Party chose Chinese Vice President Hu Jintao as its new general secretary.
A member of the Victory Gardens' Theater Playwrights Ensemble in Chicago, Mr. Sherman, with due credit to Abbott & Costello, tells Inside the Beltway the idea splashed into his head while showering Monday.
"I raced to the computer and knocked it out," reveals Mr. Sherman, who actually arrives in Washington today to discuss his long-running theater production, "The God of Isaac." Without further ado, "Hu's on First?"
(We take you now to the Oval Office)


George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the secretary-general of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yasser! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

 

[Chinada]

美国相声的嘴皮子速度好快，咱的听力跟不上

 

[sabre]

美国相声的嘴皮子速度好快，咱的听力跟不上

布什赖斯胡锦涛的，有剧本，
也有视频，好像是snl

 

[格林尼治时间]

他在中央台有个节目，是真的吗

当然了，都开了好几年了，当年他在美国说胡锦涛和他儿子的段子很红的，还应邀在很多大场面做表演，但回去后政治的脱口秀是根本不能说了，其他的也完全没有感觉了

 

[sabre]

当然了，都开了好几年了，当年他在美国说胡锦涛和他儿子的段子很红的，还应邀在很多大场面做表演，但回去后政治的脱口秀是根本不能说了，其他的也完全没有感觉了

这个节目的名字叫，是真的吗?

 

[格林尼治时间]

这个节目的名字叫，是真的吗?

对，就叫“是真的吗” ，他来主持让观众猜是真的吗？他说的最有意思的就是在美国表演的段子，都听遍了再听就没意思了，回去就没有新的有意思的创作，不像费玉清的污段子听十几遍了还会笑