该死的英文， 总是让我有挫败感

[卡西北]

不明白， 用来干吗?

能这样做的人，跟他说"请自重"，估计没什么用。

 

[卡西北]

这大概是因为早期华淫移民赶脚自己是有色淫种，现在的华淫移民认为自己是准白淫。

白淫，黄淫，都是不同的基因变异以后变白了的智淫，谁也不比谁傻多少。

 

[sabre]

白淫，黄淫，都是不同的基因变异以后变白了的智淫，谁也不比谁傻多少。

中等的 都差不多
爱学习的 聪明点 不爱学习的 傻点
跟黄白关系不大

 

[oldbei]

美女姐姐：
刚刚问了同学，大部分觉得撕开来反面白色，写草稿不错

毛主席教导偶们说：卑贱者最聪明！

 

[sabre]

毛主席教导偶们说：卑贱者最聪明！

这个 有点道理
肉食者鄙 未能远摸

 

[oldbei]

卡叔叔：
我在温哥华，这里的星巴克，见过好几次，年长华人,拿空杯子倒免费cream充水喝

叔叔们不在温哥华的，可以考虑移居温哥华，以便于去星巴克享受免费cream。在其它地方酱做，会太突出。

 

[laox888]

I saw this a HSBC. A lot of people steal envelopes, and I think that the fact that they wrote it in Chinese specifically is embarrassing.

乳滑

 

[CCOYYOTEE]

前天去 Kingston 千岛湖，街上烤香肠的摊子写的就是英汉对照，我装逼：pas de français ? it's illegal.
老板哈哈大笑。
刚富起来的华人爱旅游观光，就像当年满世界的日本旅游者一样，现在是到处都是中国人。

 

[recluse]

AAAS

science.sciencemag.org

When the persistence of overbite and overjet in a population is approximated by the prevalence of agriculturally produced food, we find that societies described as hunter-gatherers indeed have, on average, only about one-fourth the number of labiodentals exhibited by food-producing societies, after controlling for spatial and phylogenetic correlation.

 

[oldbei]

AAAS

science.sciencemag.org

When the persistence of overbite and overjet in a population is approximated by the prevalence of agriculturally produced food, we find that societies described as hunter-gatherers indeed have, on average, only about one-fourth the number of labiodentals exhibited by food-producing societies, after controlling for spatial and phylogenetic correlation.

赶脚又在考GRE。留下心理阴影鸟。

 

[oldbei]

今天分享一个新学到词组：put out。

看着狠天真无邪的词组嘛，肿么会有女性提供睡觉服务的意思？

例句：She wasn't going to put out just because he'd paid for dinner.

 

[recluse]

赶脚又在考GRE。留下心理阴影鸟。

对我来说，这长句很难。
这篇文章说农业社会吃细粮，人群中多哨牙，
所以易于发出唇齿音。

"controlling for spatial and phylogenetic correlation"
- 这是此篇论文所使用的统计学的方法，真正了解需要读全文。

 

[recluse]

今天分享一个新学到词组：put out。

看着狠天真无邪的词组嘛，肿么会有女性提供睡觉服务的意思？

例句：She wasn't going to put out just because he'd paid for dinner.

查了一下， Vulgar Slang: be sexually available.

也就是说，虽然川普可以那样说，毛将军您应该这样说：
She's gonna read the Constitution of the Communist Party with me because I'll pay for dinner.

 

[oldbei]

查了一下， Vulgar Slang: be sexually available.

也就是说，虽然川普可以那样说，毛将军您应该这样说：
She's gonna read the Constitution of the Communist Party with me because I'll pay for dinner.

隐士老师，你的动词用错鸟，不是读党章，而是操党章。 这么做买卖俺奏赔鸟。

 

[recluse]

隐士老师，你的动词用错鸟，不是读党章，而是操党章。 这么做买卖俺奏赔鸟。

改过来了：

I'm gonna pen her up at night after I feed her with the Constitution of the Communist Party as a substitute of hay.

 

[recluse]

谷歌翻译神奇极了，英汉翻译几乎有90%的正确率，
但是有时候译文也很搞笑:

I'm gonna pen her up at night after I feed her with hay.

谷歌翻译 - 在我用干草喂养她之后，我将在晚上写下她。
手工校对 - 晚上我用干草喂养她之后把她圈在羊圈里。

 

[sabre]

谷歌翻译神奇极了，英汉翻译几乎有90%的正确率，
但是有时候译文也很搞笑:

I'm gonna pen her up at night after I feed her with hay.

谷歌翻译 - 在我用干草喂养她之后，我将在晚上写下她。
手工校对 - 晚上我用干草喂养她之后把她圈在羊圈里。

Pen 是关起来的意思
监狱是penitentiary

 

[recluse]

Hank Williams - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - YouTube

Lyrics

Goodbye joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou
My yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, well have good fun on the bayou
jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
cause tonight Im gonna see my machez amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou.
Kinfolk come to see yvonne by the dozen
Dress in style, go hog wild, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou.
cause tonight Im gonna see my machez amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou.
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou.
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou
Source: Musixmatch

 

[recluse]

The narrator leaves to pole a pirogue down the shallow water of the bayou, to attend a party with his girlfriend Yvonne and her family. At the feast they have Cajun cuisine, notably Jambalaya, crawfish pie and filé gumbo, and drink liquor from fruit jars. Yvonne is his "ma cher amio", which is Cajun French for "my good friend" or more likely to mean "my girlfriend." Technically in Cajun culture "ma cher amio" means my dear, which refers to Yvonne in this song.

Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[shw019]

Hank Williams - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - YouTube

Lyrics

Goodbye joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou
My yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, well have good fun on the bayou
jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
cause tonight Im gonna see my machez amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou.
Kinfolk come to see yvonne by the dozen
Dress in style, go hog wild, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou.
cause tonight Im gonna see my machez amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou.
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou.
Son of a gun, well have big fun on the bayou
Source: Musixmatch

这首歌听过多次， 现在才知道他唱的是什么。