Prequel 前传
中国：没人传人新病毒，不信谣不传谣，大家春节快乐，歌舞升平
某些国家：据传武汉有新的肺炎，这些更像是他妈的B共产党搞的某种阴谋
3 months ago 3个月前
China: Ok there's a new virus, from now on no one move around, if you go out you must wear a mask. Nationwide lockdown and quarantine policies implemented.
Rest of the world: Don't trust anything these fucking commies say! It's just the flu! They are trying to control everyone's life! There's no need for masks!
中国：有一种新病毒，从现在开始，不准人走动，如果出去，必须戴口罩。实施了全国范围的封锁和隔离政策。
某些国家：不信这些他妈的B共产党，他说的什么都不相信！只是流感！他们试图控制每个人的生活！不需要口罩！
2 months ago 2个月前
China: Start building hospitals so the medical system doesn't get overwhelmed.
Rest of the world: It's a concentration camp! They are murdering people out there! They are untrustworthy!
中国：开始建立医院，以免医疗系统不知所措。
某些国家：这是一个个集中营！他们正在谋杀那里的人！他们是不可信的！
1 month ago 一个月前
China: We are experiencing a surge of patients and this virus is super infectious via air and physical contact. We are also experiencing a shortage of medical supplies and medical practitioners. Pulling everything from the country to Wuhan.
Rest of the world: Look how backward they are, not even having enough PPE for their doctors and nurses. They are clearly wrong about the method of transmission that's why they are making everyone wearing masks. They've even locked down the country and stopped the economy. What a bunch of idiots.
中国：我们正在经历大量患者喷井出现，这种病毒通过空气和身体接触具有极强的传染性。我们还遇到医疗用品和医生短缺的问题。需要把把一切资源都从拉到武汉。
某些国家：看看他们有多落后，甚至连医生和护士都没有足够的个人防护装备。他们在做法方法上显然是错误的，这就是为什么要让每个人都戴口罩。他们甚至封锁了国家并停止了经济发展。真是个白痴。
2 weeks ago 2周前
China: Numbers are reducing in China. People slowly getting back to work now.
Rest of the world: Fucking lier! We are seeing numbers in Italy and it clearly doesn't match data from China! Millions of people must have died! It's still spreading!
中国：中国的人数正在减少。人们现在慢慢恢复工作。
某些国家：他妈的B骗子！我们在意大利看到数字，但显然与中国的数据不符！数百万人必死！它仍在传播！
Now 现在
China: Dude! why are things getting out of control out there? Where are your hospitals and why are you not in total lockdown? Were you just sitting there pointing fingers at me for 3 months, and did nothing?
Rest of the world: You fucking commies never told us how dangerous this virus is! You've been given us false data the whole time!!!
中国：旁友！为什么你们哪儿事情变得一发不可收拾？你们的医院在哪里？为什么你们哪儿没有完全封锁？你们是否只是坐在那里用手指指着我三个月，什么也没做？
某些国家：你们这些混蛋共匪从来没有告诉我们这种病毒有多危险！你一直都在向我们提供虚假数据！！！
China: I don't understand. If you never trusted me and when I say it's a big deal, it's actually small flu, why do you think there must be millions of people died in China? If you think the number of deaths must be very high, doesn't that indicate it's a dangerous virus and you should be prepared? How could you believe millions of people have died on it, but at the same time not knowing it's dangerous?
Rest of the world: It's only a big deal in a backward country like you, where people are poor and unhygienic, where the medical system is still in the 1950s, where the government covers up the figures and doesn't alarm people how dangerous it is! It shouldn't affect advanced countries like us!
中国： 我不明白！！如果你从不信任我，认为我是在夸大病毒事实，那病毒实际上是小流感，为什么你认为中国一定有数百万人丧生？如果你认定中国死亡人数很高，这是否表明它是一种危险病毒，你应该做好准备吗？你怎么能相信有数百万人死于此事，但同时又不相信这病毒很危险？
某些国家：在像你这样的落后国家中，这是一件大事，那里的人民贫穷而又不卫生，医疗体系仍在1950年代，政府掩盖了这些数字，并没有警告人们这有多危险！它不应该影响像我们这样的先进国家！
China: But it is with you and killing your people now!!! Do something about it so you can still save lives!!!
Rest of the world: Not before we found everything we can blame on you!!! It's too late for us to do something now, people will just die and eventually, we'll have herd immunity, but you must take full responsibility for it!!!
中国：但这病毒已经在你们哪儿了，现在杀死你自己的人民！！！做一些事情，你仍然可以挽救生命！！！
某些国家：不行，我们必须找出一切可责怪你的地方！！！我们做什么都为时已晚，人们只会死去，最终，我们将具有群体免疫力，但是你必须对此负全部责任！！！
中国：没人传人新病毒，不信谣不传谣，大家春节快乐，歌舞升平
某些国家：据传武汉有新的肺炎，这些更像是他妈的B共产党搞的某种阴谋
3 months ago 3个月前
China: Ok there's a new virus, from now on no one move around, if you go out you must wear a mask. Nationwide lockdown and quarantine policies implemented.
Rest of the world: Don't trust anything these fucking commies say! It's just the flu! They are trying to control everyone's life! There's no need for masks!
中国：有一种新病毒，从现在开始，不准人走动，如果出去，必须戴口罩。实施了全国范围的封锁和隔离政策。
某些国家：不信这些他妈的B共产党，他说的什么都不相信！只是流感！他们试图控制每个人的生活！不需要口罩！
2 months ago 2个月前
China: Start building hospitals so the medical system doesn't get overwhelmed.
Rest of the world: It's a concentration camp! They are murdering people out there! They are untrustworthy!
中国：开始建立医院，以免医疗系统不知所措。
某些国家：这是一个个集中营！他们正在谋杀那里的人！他们是不可信的！
1 month ago 一个月前
China: We are experiencing a surge of patients and this virus is super infectious via air and physical contact. We are also experiencing a shortage of medical supplies and medical practitioners. Pulling everything from the country to Wuhan.
Rest of the world: Look how backward they are, not even having enough PPE for their doctors and nurses. They are clearly wrong about the method of transmission that's why they are making everyone wearing masks. They've even locked down the country and stopped the economy. What a bunch of idiots.
中国：我们正在经历大量患者喷井出现，这种病毒通过空气和身体接触具有极强的传染性。我们还遇到医疗用品和医生短缺的问题。需要把把一切资源都从拉到武汉。
某些国家：看看他们有多落后，甚至连医生和护士都没有足够的个人防护装备。他们在做法方法上显然是错误的，这就是为什么要让每个人都戴口罩。他们甚至封锁了国家并停止了经济发展。真是个白痴。
2 weeks ago 2周前
China: Numbers are reducing in China. People slowly getting back to work now.
Rest of the world: Fucking lier! We are seeing numbers in Italy and it clearly doesn't match data from China! Millions of people must have died! It's still spreading!
中国：中国的人数正在减少。人们现在慢慢恢复工作。
某些国家：他妈的B骗子！我们在意大利看到数字，但显然与中国的数据不符！数百万人必死！它仍在传播！
Now 现在
China: Dude! why are things getting out of control out there? Where are your hospitals and why are you not in total lockdown? Were you just sitting there pointing fingers at me for 3 months, and did nothing?
Rest of the world: You fucking commies never told us how dangerous this virus is! You've been given us false data the whole time!!!
中国：旁友！为什么你们哪儿事情变得一发不可收拾？你们的医院在哪里？为什么你们哪儿没有完全封锁？你们是否只是坐在那里用手指指着我三个月，什么也没做？
某些国家：你们这些混蛋共匪从来没有告诉我们这种病毒有多危险！你一直都在向我们提供虚假数据！！！
China: I don't understand. If you never trusted me and when I say it's a big deal, it's actually small flu, why do you think there must be millions of people died in China? If you think the number of deaths must be very high, doesn't that indicate it's a dangerous virus and you should be prepared? How could you believe millions of people have died on it, but at the same time not knowing it's dangerous?
Rest of the world: It's only a big deal in a backward country like you, where people are poor and unhygienic, where the medical system is still in the 1950s, where the government covers up the figures and doesn't alarm people how dangerous it is! It shouldn't affect advanced countries like us!
中国： 我不明白！！如果你从不信任我，认为我是在夸大病毒事实，那病毒实际上是小流感，为什么你认为中国一定有数百万人丧生？如果你认定中国死亡人数很高，这是否表明它是一种危险病毒，你应该做好准备吗？你怎么能相信有数百万人死于此事，但同时又不相信这病毒很危险？
某些国家：在像你这样的落后国家中，这是一件大事，那里的人民贫穷而又不卫生，医疗体系仍在1950年代，政府掩盖了这些数字，并没有警告人们这有多危险！它不应该影响像我们这样的先进国家！
China: But it is with you and killing your people now!!! Do something about it so you can still save lives!!!
Rest of the world: Not before we found everything we can blame on you!!! It's too late for us to do something now, people will just die and eventually, we'll have herd immunity, but you must take full responsibility for it!!!
中国：但这病毒已经在你们哪儿了，现在杀死你自己的人民！！！做一些事情，你仍然可以挽救生命！！！
某些国家：不行，我们必须找出一切可责怪你的地方！！！我们做什么都为时已晚，人们只会死去，最终，我们将具有群体免疫力，但是你必须对此负全部责任！！！
最后编辑: 2020-04-04
